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elise the great posted:silicone sindarin schlongs  I just today snagged a matched paperback set (Hobbit/LOTR/Silmarillion), and now I find this post. Today has been a glorious day. I will be eagerly following the protyping of the elftwig'n'berries.
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Oh my god, I forget to check this thread for one day and there's a fully formed model already and it is more glorious than anything I could have ever imagined. This is the most exciting thread I've read all year.
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Aug 29, 2016 02:36
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A10 sounds good to me! You may end up making more than "a few" dongs, though. I know I'm buying one! Edit: What is its official name?
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Well, poo poo.  Now I need to figure out a color scheme.Where do we send the money? You're going to regret this very quickly when your room is full of fluorescent green-blue elfdongs and you've run out of silicone.
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What, you didn't think to install a freight elevator in your closet for ease of delivery?  I hope you tipped him on Christmas. With a red and green dildo.
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Dildomancer + Elise = the best love match this forum has ever made. Came in to check this thread before work and found a glowing blue Puntl. It's  MAGICAL
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sleppy posted:Are any of you ordering one actually planning to put it in your orifice? I want a full review. I'm sure one will appear on pornhub sooner or later.
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Dildomancer posted:A vibrator-related tip if you want to make dongs but don't have a vacuum chamber: pour your toy, then use a Magic Wand for several minutes, running up and down the outside of the mold, to vibrate most of the bubbles out. When pouring concrete, a similar procedure is used, only the vibrator is immersed rather than applied externally. This thread is both entertaining and educational!  I'm planning to make a display stand for mine, with a finely illustrated page bearing Elise's post, and a replica One Ring. I'll put up pictures when it's done! Faerunner fucked around with this message at 04:09 on Sep 4, 2016 |
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I may sign up for SASS this year just to see how many people get dongs as gifts. I won't be sending out mine, though. If you want a dong as a gift from me, you're gonna have to do something amazing for it. Edit: Like editing Elise's posts for the best printing. Thanks, Brain. Faerunner fucked around with this message at 14:11 on Sep 5, 2016 |
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Sep 4, 2016 18:56
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Oh heck yes, fishies. Embed the bubbly silicone peelings in resin and make one hell of a countertop/tabletop. It'd have a good story and everything. Faerunner fucked around with this message at 08:23 on Sep 6, 2016 |
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Sep 6, 2016 08:16
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Brain in a Vat posted:Also, am I the only one who's wondering what an elvish fleshlight would look like now too? I might sit down and write it up later if anyone gives a poo poo, but I don't want to derail too much from the main topic of real life elf dicks either. I for one am up for yet another horrifying/amusing elven physiology write-up. Go for it.
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Sep 7, 2016 22:03
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 It's beautiful. It's terrifying. I can't look away.
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Oodles posted:That's the bit that gets me too. Here's your dong to ruin your Anus. What a way to be outed as a poster in this thread... your new friend shows up at your house one day and sees the fish sitting there on a shelf, looks you dead in the eye and laughs knowingly. No words are exchanged, but suddenly it clicks - you know why they seemed so familiar when you ran into them at the bar that night. You've known all along, and just didn't want to believe it. And now, like the telltale heart, you hear your dildo rattling in its drawer. Do they hear it, too?
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Sep 8, 2016 18:03
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Geirskogul posted:When no one was looking, Dildomancer made forty dildos. He made 40 dildos. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.  I eagerly await the day my dildo's number comes up. I feel like they should be numbered and signed in sharpie or something. They are works of art, after all...
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Sep 16, 2016 03:25
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Glorious! Is that pink subtly shaded darker at the tip or is it just me?
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For serious, I will pay double for a 2nd one if that will help. Edit: Or just send you more money because dude, this thread has been well worth it. Faerunner fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Sep 20, 2016 |
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Sep 20, 2016 08:01
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There is a dick in a box on my coffee table.
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Sep 27, 2016 02:30
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The details are really impressive up close, too. I brought a fish to work with me and it has been the subject of much curiosity. Lots of people asked where I got it. 
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Haha, yes. That was my day today. See coworker, throw fish, hear "What the gently caress is this?!" over and over again. Explain that it is a Stress Fish (tm). Get asked if I made it. Dance carefully around the topic of where, exactly, it came from. "The internet!" suffices for most people, and thankfully when I said "there's this guy who makes silicone toys" nobody asked for details. Kinda want to buy more and just hand them out to my friends. Dildomancer, do you have Home Depot orange in your pigment collection? Aaaand my idiot dog ate the tail off the fish when I left it on the coffee table tonight. At least it's safe for internal use?  Edit: Yes, sticking them to walls is FUN! Double edit: It's puntls all the way down.  
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Sep 28, 2016 02:41
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Wow, that sunrise striping looks like it took forever. Nice work!
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Sep 28, 2016 15:01
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`Nemesis posted:Rump Tower That base does NOT have enough flare to go in a butt.  I get paid tomorrow so I can pay for the rest of my fishies :3 I can't wait, I'm going to throw them at people at work and hand them out at Halloween and stuff.
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Oct 6, 2016 06:39
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  Simply inspirational, americong. Well done.
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Oct 8, 2016 18:36
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I did not shout, but I did giggle like an insane schoolgirl when mine showed up. And then proceeded to run around the house wobbling it at the pets. I still intend to build a shrine for it...
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Oct 12, 2016 18:33
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I will never look at Legolas the same way again...
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Oct 13, 2016 19:30
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Got my extra fish, they're gorgeous and very much worth it. Thank you, Dildomancer for allowing us to fulfill our secret fantasy wishes for floppy dongs!
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Pilsner, I would definitely contact that mica company and see where their supplier is located and what colorants they're using as well as getting an ok for "lips and eyes" (because you probably don't want to ask the rep about sticking their colored powders in your butt). "Cosmetic Grade" is a poorly defined and unregulated (I found blogs claiming FDA regulation but no clear results on the FDA's actual website about it) term in the US health and beauty industry and it does not mean that it's safe for use around mucous membranes. Many cosmetic products come with warnings about use near lips and eyes. Edit: They provide the MSDS sheets but those are pretty useless as most of the minerals used are "inert", chemically. They still may cause irritation. I suppose you could also just do a patch test on your inner elbow with anything you buy from them. Faerunner fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Oct 19, 2016 |
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