elise the great posted:

I thought way the gently caress too much about this. I consulted the LACE about this. gently caress every last one of you for goading me into this nightmare of grisly overanalytic humiliation. I hope all your girlfriends catch you.

Waci posted:

Personally, I think the acorns are fine but could be upside down. The tentacles could be more pronounced and/or more numerous, though.

Still, that's nitpicking on things that COULD be different, not things that NEED to be different. This thing belongs in a museum.

Dildomancer posted:

Hmmmm... I'll just go nuts and see what happens. You can always decide to turn down the result and specify something else.

Edit: If you (or anyone else, for theirs) are sure it won't be going in any orifices, I can do something really cool: add in some granules that make it look just like granite.

Also, just measured it: 550cc! That's pretty darn big for a toy, and that means I'd charge $50 each at my normal rate. But I guess the special goon rate will be $20.

Dildomancer posted:

Dildomancer posted:

I gotta say, those of you who've ordered are much better than my customers were <3. Every single invoice paid, no "when will it be done???" emails. If everyone were like this, I'd probably still be in business.

For anyone who is getting a glow-in-the-dark dong, you should totally get a blacklight. Cuts the time it takes to charge the GITD pigment by like 10x.

Dildomancer posted:

Might be better using a triaxial test as if it were clay or soil.

Fauxtool posted:

Epic rap battles are retarded. I say that with no hyperbole. The only people I know that like it are mentally retarded

Faerunner posted:

Pilsner, I would definitely contact that mica company and see where their supplier is located and what colorants they're using as well as getting an ok for "lips and eyes" (because you probably don't want to ask the rep about sticking their colored powders in your butt). "Cosmetic Grade" is a poorly defined and unregulated (I found blogs claiming FDA regulation but no clear results on the FDA's actual website about it) term in the US health and beauty industry and it does not mean that it's safe for use around mucous membranes. Many cosmetic products come with warnings about use near lips and eyes.

Edit: They provide the MSDS sheets but those are pretty useless as most of the minerals used are "inert", chemically. They still may cause irritation.

I suppose you could also just do a patch test on your inner elbow with anything you buy from them.