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HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

I want to know more about Elvish dicks and their reproductive habits

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HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

NachtSieger posted:

the tentacles reach in and yank the baby out with a good, hearty tug

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Quenya
tulwë
pillar, standard, pole
tulwë noun "pillar, standard, pole" (LT1:270)

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

elise the great posted:

I may go so horribly far as to wind some kind of labia-colored yarn around it FOR AUTHENTICITY and as a sort of crèche offering for whenever Pile of Kittens makes that shrine.

I request that you post pictures of this when possible

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

dem acorn nuts

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Dildomancer posted:

that box was more like 36 dicks.

in a row?

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Dildomancer posted:

Listen guys, don't go asking for pictures of people using dildos, even as a joke. That's not cool.

Asking for a picture of a dildo in action "as intended" is gross and creepy.

I would like to see someone wave an elf dick in someones face or holding it like they are Bilbo with Sting is pretty hilarious, though

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HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

I like that the stuffed animals on top of the couch are watching in horror while you and your wife are stretching elf dongs

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