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Would a lower metabolic rate, and therefore colder temperature, be associated with their generally longer lifespans? Or do they have different biologic processes that either require, or could function, at a lower temperature? If these processes are different, that must mean that bodily fluids, even if they serve the same function as those in another species, have different compounds. Basically I'm asking if they would have special-colored jizz (a la Pepsi Blue).
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 04:02 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 09:59 |
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I will buy an elf schlong, and print and laminate its lore (Elise's post) to go along with it. SA:SS is going to be interesting.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 23:02 |
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Are they flexible enough to fold into a medium flat rate box? Or is it more like parcel select?
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 00:46 |
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Fauxtool posted:You can fit a LOT of dicks into a 6" cube Please
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 03:43 |
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sbaldrick posted:This is the best thread,
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 20:35 |
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 22:12 |
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No, it means they're super sensitive, curved, and longer.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 05:53 |
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elise the great posted:
SO MANY THREAD TITLES
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 06:24 |
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Our ideas aren't mutually exclusive.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 06:57 |
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elise the great posted:I dunno, humans are really into boobs, which are weird fat sacks evolved to feed babies. I have a theory on this (). But yes, agreed on all other points. No matter how we may see it as disgusting, it's not our biology. This also explains all of those yandere "it simply won't work between us!" *sheds a single moonlit tear* plotlines in any media when it comes down to elf/human relationships.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 18:50 |
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RandomPauI posted:Elf vagina question. Wouldn't the tentacles etc. hinder the act of childbirth? Tentacles harbour beneficial bacteria, transferred to baby on birth?
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2016 09:03 |
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You're married? Why buy the cow etc. Also, looking really good.
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2016 19:03 |
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This, yes. Definitely getting one if/when available. Also color options? Or do you have that set? E: I was thinking the cap, too, but this is almost like extra-vestigial (?) tentacles.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 04:32 |
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Where do I PayPal $40 or whatever? I want in ground floor. I mean, it's not going to be used. But this story is to hilarious to pass up. It's like the original goon in a well or the first Caro thread. Plus, I'm a sucker for unique things with stories (for instance, I bought a "Hitler" teapot for the story). Queen_Combat fucked around with this message at 12:25 on Aug 28, 2016 |
# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 11:42 |
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A10 sounds perfect for Avallac'h or whatever it's going to be called.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 02:48 |
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Probably overmolding, which is expensive.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 19:58 |
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Elise do vertical rainbow sparkled stripes you know you want a unicorn vomit elf dong for the mantle. E: VVVVV Oh poo poo that's way better. Mount it on a base with blue LEDs and a camera on your porch and whenever the computer sees a copy of The Watchtower it lights it up. Queen_Combat fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Aug 29, 2016 |
# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 22:54 |
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 01:34 |
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It's like a trophy.
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 04:04 |
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This is too much. I will pay full retail to be a part of 2016's fingat. Also 10 years from now I'm going to find it in a box and have a hearty chuckle and/or get funny looks from whoever I'm with at that time.
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 06:54 |
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You're cool and this is cool.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 11:10 |
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What has science done?
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 22:15 |
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Like, horny/creepy orcs though. Watch out. Also I'll buy that mistake if you want. Feel bad wasting it, and AI:SS is right around the corner.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 01:34 |
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Pull up thread pull up.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 20:37 |
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I want to do a photoset in the same vein as the traveling gnome. Maybe even 3d print some teeny tiny sunglasses for it.
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2016 18:22 |
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Your coworker is crazy. It's pronounced like you think: prime+r. Question: does the orange pigment not last as long, or is it made of the same material? I've never had good luck with purple or orange/red glow-in-the-dark ABS filament for my 3D printer, but the newest white(green)/green/aqua filaments have excellent characteristics.
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2016 21:57 |
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That last one is very "I did it at Chernobyl" or "TMNT: Return of the Ooooooze"-esque
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2016 03:46 |
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RandomPaul if you want it, I will pay for whatever it takes if it is possible to do this, and send it to you. And by "whatever it takes" I mean my budget is $50. Either that or a tri-mix (I don't know the term, three colors layered all together) in the new US Army OCP pattern colors and color ratio. Again, I will pay for this and send it to you if it is even possible to make, as long as you yourself to take some photos of it on your car or at least in front of your computer. For some reason, this thread reminds me of the "old" SA that existed back when I was on my first account in the "trolling Dark Age of Camelot with horses"-era, and I'm super happy it happened. Brain in a Vat posted:I should really be embarrassed that I spent this much time and effort compiling a bunch of writing about elf cocks. But I'm totally not. This was way the hell more entertaining that it had any right to be DO NOT BE EMBARRASSED.
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2016 09:11 |
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Secret Santa is right around the corner
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2016 09:20 |
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Beautiful Brain Matter dildo?
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 02:05 |
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Mods plz change name from Dildomancer to Dildogrammaton.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 02:47 |
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Teketeketeketeke posted:Guy Fieri as a dildo? The frosted tips I understand. But what color is smug?
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 06:01 |
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If those colors were different, that's a disturbing pattern. But it's pretty as is.
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 21:47 |
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Puntl is in hand I repeat puntl is in hand. It's a very strong glow. Now, to design the plinth. Queen_Combat fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Sep 12, 2016 |
# ¿ Sep 12, 2016 20:13 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgkD1scIkKw
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 03:41 |
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Stephen Colbert is such a huge LOTR nerd that he got Williams (I think) to re-issue a LOTR pinball machine. Rumor has it that the footage on How It's Made about pinball machines is them building his special order one. As long as your mythos and knowledge is solid, I don't think he'd complain, actually. E: where I'm storing it for now. Don't worry, it's a flat-top LED bulb, very low heat. Though it is literally right at the opening of the front door.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 03:50 |
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Besides, you're not allowed to make a u-turn in one. (possibly if you know the context)
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 04:23 |
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When no one was looking, Dildomancer made forty dildos. He made 40 dildos. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 22:54 |
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Holy poo poo
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2016 05:44 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 09:59 |
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American files grind away material when you push them out, European files on the backstroke. So...That's an American one?
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 23:28 |