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poo poo is (usually, hopefully, in healthy people) significantly softer than a replica Yoshi egg, plus the wedging and stress issues.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 08:31 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 11:49 |
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Dildomancer how much do you usually charge for, for example, a glow-in-the-dark elf cock?
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2016 12:57 |
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Dildomancer posted:I'd totally make some hosed-up elf dick for y'all. Yes. Balls count as a flared base, right?
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 02:30 |
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Carth Dookie posted:I have it on good authority that elf balls are actually acorns. Holy poo poo it could even have little leaves for pubes
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 02:52 |
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elise the great posted:I hope all your girlfriends catch you. My girlfriend was how I found out about this thread!
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 04:46 |
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Dildomancer I know you said you wont post your store but how much for one (1) plastic puntl? Complete with acorns, vestigial tentacles, et cetera?
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 05:12 |
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Not if it has the cock ring! ... Dildomancer, can you make one with and one without? Start a crowdfunding campaign for it or something. Elise, you're an international treasure.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 05:16 |
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Humanish but more sharp/slender/pointed-like, like their ears?
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 05:19 |
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Manuel Calavera posted:Aww, shame. But fair enough on that! I'd legit wanna see though if you'd be willing to share via a PM or email. If not, also understandable! This. Also seriously Dildomancer make the elfcock.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 05:33 |
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elise the great posted:I feel so unclean. The lord will judge me. When I sober up, I will judge me. I'm hella judgey and I like you. You're cool and good. Wrinkly scroteskin on top like the top of an acorn, with with the anticuck node below as the smooth part?
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 06:17 |
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elise the great posted:And I like Waci's scrotum postulate. For a given value of "like." I feel way more validated by this than I really should. Thank you renowned elf sex expert Elise!
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 06:26 |
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This thread is wonderful, Dildomancer and Elise are wonderful, and I hope you keep the molds because you'll need more than one of the puntls.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 20:24 |
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sbaldrick posted:This is the best thread, This should be the inscription on the cock ring.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 02:08 |
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Perhaps the reason for the birth rate issue is not a biological one, but rather an aversion to tentacles resulting in a preference for ring-assisted masturbation? The Calaquendi would certainly have cock ring technology, but the Avari might not.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 16:56 |
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A lot of people find naturally occurring parts of the human body pretty gross though. See: the before-mentioned pube.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 17:53 |
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elise the great posted:I dunno, maybe clitoral tissue is integrated into the tentacle structures? I've got even less textual support for this, because JRRT was a Victorianist don and probably didn't believe in the existence of the clitoris. I mean, not that he was totally thumbing his chin and pondering the impact of rheseus-antigen immunology, but that he would probably find some (nauseated and angry) spark of sense in a mechanical barrier to elves boning each other out of wedlock, whereas the mechanisms by which female elves achieve orgasm would be sociologically irrelevant to him. Maybe something like in hyenas?
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 21:27 |
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I mean, we're already dependant on a bunch of poo poo from across taxological domain lines that outnumbers our own cells for staying alive, so I guess adding some fungal cells would in a way be less weird than what we already have going on.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 22:11 |
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As long as it has sparkles...
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 05:12 |
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Personally, I think the acorns are fine but could be upside down. The tentacles could be more pronounced and/or more numerous, though. Still, that's nitpicking on things that COULD be different, not things that NEED to be different. This thing belongs in a museum.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 07:29 |
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Holy poo poo
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 05:24 |
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I thought the thread couldn't improve further, and then you come in with quantitative results of dildo-stretching.
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2016 15:35 |
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Dildomancer posted:If you mix it into silicone without any other pigment, it looks like jizz. How often has this been the intended outcome rather than something to avoid?
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2016 22:16 |
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But think of all the other random poo poo you could print!
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2016 00:11 |
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Liquid Communism posted:I bet you're a lot of fun at parties. If your parties revolve around fictional rap battles, I'm sure Fauxtool is relatively fun. Also, nice thread/username combo
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2016 17:54 |
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You say that as if it were a bad thing
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 13:06 |
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RandomPauI posted:Can you tie it in a bow? Oh my god I never thought of "you have my bow" as a pickup line
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2016 14:10 |
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Fauxtool posted:i didnt think people were so hungry for dicks Please re-read pages 3-25 of this thread and reflect on its puntl-praying populace.
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2016 05:15 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 11:49 |
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I feel like "even a professional couldn't shove this thing up themselves" is a pretty telling review about it's usability.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2016 15:10 |