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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Ask me about making horrific silicone fantasy dildos! [NWS]
 
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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


 Considering the amount of detail Tolkein put into his world building, I like to think he died before he could get to the details about the various races sexual characteristics and Elise briefly channeled him while drunk.

sbaldrick posted:

One Dildo to rule them all, One Dildo to please them,
One Dildo to get them off and in the darkness we ride them"

Fixed

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus

Faerunner posted:

That base does NOT have enough flare to go in a butt. :colbert:

So you're saying it could end up being a pain in your rear end for the next 4 years or so. :downsrim:

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