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RandomPauI posted:Would any other lotr races have unusual genitals? Why do you think hobbit feet are so hairy?
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 19:39 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 03:24 |
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This photo makes me think of the Monolith from 2001. I assume someone has made 2001 fanfic where the monolith is used as a dildo. A very uncomfortable one, presumably, but since when has that ever stopped anyone?
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 04:56 |
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Is this the One Dildo made with power over all the other fantasy elf/dwarf/human dildos? Does it have a temperature-sensitive layer that causes runes to appear?
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 02:12 |
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Dildomancer posted:
You need to get some "out in nature" glamor shots. Next to some flowers, leaning on a tree, playing in the grass, etc.
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2016 16:20 |
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Pilsner posted:I'm really surprised there is drama in the dildo making "community". I mean, if you're your own boss and businessman, what kind of community can there be, and why bother listening to douchebags if they're not buying your goods anyway? From what I've read, I'd guess it's basically a combination of a) niche market customers often being awful people (everyone wants custom work, nobody knows how to properly commission custom work, nobody wants to pay for custom work); b) sex makes everything awkward, and c) the core community is on Tumblr.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 22:53 |
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You can never have too many (sharp) knives.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2016 21:58 |
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Dildomancer posted:I learned this the hard way.
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 21:57 |
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kizudarake posted:Assuming they want it to float in the middle of a jar. It'd probably be easier in that case to make a liquid that has the same density as the silicone, instead of vice versa.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2016 19:06 |
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Fauxtool posted:All I said is that I know several mentally retarded adults that love that channel. If thought I was calling you retarded for liking it, i dont know what to tell you. "Man, I sure know a lot of total assholes that like X. You like X and think I was calling you an rear end in a top hat? Whatever could have given you that impression?"
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2016 01:28 |
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Ordered a bunch of fishies to use as stocking stuffers for my nieces and nephews. Just have to hope none of them ask where they came from!
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 23:24 |
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Got my fish! Thanks, Dildomancer. I think if I were to order again I'd probably have specified not getting any with the super-floppy firmness. It'd be fine in the hands of an adult, but a five-year-old would be more problematic. Oh well, I only got one at that firmness and I ordered one more fish than I needed, so it works out!
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2016 02:55 |
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The Repo Man posted:MisterGoGo, do you only have a brain, or do you have a heart also? Otherwise, do you have a defective brain still? It would go great with a costume of mine. Are you dressing up as a combination lion/scarecrow/tinman? Because if you are, you should throw in "sexy Dorothy" and make the thing even more of a chaotic mess than it already is.
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2016 14:20 |
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Urit posted:For you silicone wizards, if you know: how are wearable dongs dimensioned? I see them with something like 3 inches internal diameter, but the mean dong circumference when erect is around 5 inches. I presume the idea is to jam the junk in there and the silicone of the wearable stretches around it to fit? ...this is a thing? I mean, I knew about strap-ons, but...like, Hulk fists but for your junk?
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2016 01:10 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 03:24 |
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Well, I learned something today! Thanks for the explanations, all.
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2016 19:40 |