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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Ask me about making horrific silicone fantasy dildos! [NWS]
 
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americong
May 29, 2013


 "Hey, baby, I just ordered a red, white, and blue elf cock with sparkles..."

"........."

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americong
May 29, 2013

Dildomancer posted:

Holy cow!


Yes, that's still the plan. I am not making any of my old designs. There were a lot of reasons I stopped selling dongs, and drama was a big one, but there was no way I was going to say so on Tumblr and make people feel like it might've been their fault.


In other news, I made a MURKA dong:



I'm fuckin pumped, my puntl is so patriotic

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americong
May 29, 2013

:911:

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americong
May 29, 2013


 to be honest, someone with a median-sized cooter (or, you know, butt) is probably the ideal toy reviewer

who wants to read a rave review of something, order it, then find out it's unusably huge for them

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