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Pondex
Jul 8, 2014

elise the great posted:

I just want you to know that this thread has made my (horrified, fascinated, vaguely nauseated) day and I salute you, fellow purveyor of admittedly very different filth.


My LotR nerd glands require me to question how different elf cock is from a regular fleshtone floppy rubber dilz. DOES IT SPARKLE. VERY IMPORTANT.

It's probably like the most amazing sparkly dick you ever saw but it's only 2 inches long.

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Pondex
Jul 8, 2014

Manuel Calavera posted:

So YOU'RE the wife, Silver?

...now you two have me thinking about Animal Crossing and this thread. Welp.

So will our next project be a K.K Slider-dong or a Tom Nook-dong?

I mean, Tom Nook is a Tanuki, which are known in japanese folklore for their testicles being magical. Hmm..


e: ..or Phyllis. The sassy pink pelican-lady. I could go look up about cloacas on wikipedia, but I don't think I will, actually.

Pondex fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Sep 16, 2016

Pondex
Jul 8, 2014


Holy diver, you've been down too long in the midnight sea..

Ride the tiger, you can see his stripes but you know he's clean..

:-/

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