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elise the great posted:If you want to get really, really weird, and assume some correlation between elven and human vaginas, you might posit that a male elf with tentacles strangling his dick isn't likely to thrust a whole lot, so the penis is more likely to operate best as a stationary stimulator with minimal movement than as a ramrod-style plunger. That means it's gonna push hard against the anterior vaginal wall and press deeply into the pre-uterine pelvic region through the smooth muscle anterior to the cervix. We're looking at a fairly upward-curved, long penis that's bulkier near the base, with (once again, assuming human correlation) a pronounced and very sensitive frenulum that can produce adequate sexual stimulation from minimal motion for the male to achieve ejaculation. Are you saying that elf dicks have a knot that requires a sounding rod and/or a cockring to work? Cause that's what I'm reading.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 05:40 |
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# ¿ May 6, 2024 06:48 |
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Geirskogul posted:No, it means they're super sensitive, curved, and longer. Think about what she's saying, a dick that doesn't move much, that's wider towards the base, and is being held in place by tentacles. A slippery cone or rod can't really be gripped, there needs to be a indent to hold on to. Meaning that you now have a wide portion near the base, with a slimmer section behind it. On a dick that doesn't move during sex? Congrats, you just invented a knot. Any two of those three requirements will lead to the same conclusion. I'd say any of them, but I'm sure some species have come up with cone-dicks to fill their niche's needs. loving 13 years, and this. This is my worst post.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 06:56 |
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Geirskogul posted:Our ideas aren't mutually exclusive. Not at all exclusive. I was just pointing out that the requirements from each side point towards a shape that's already in use to deal with similar problems.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 07:04 |
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BirdOfPlay posted:I know this is severely off topic of ordering elf ding-dongs, but have you made toys with cumtubes? Did you ever have any that, well, just didn't make sense to have one? Like, I don't know, a beer bottle? Check the Vimeo account, there's a video on making jizz tubes. Dildomancer posted:
Can I just say, please charge more than $20 for these?
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 08:43 |
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Carth Dookie posted:Dare you to just whip it out for a catheter insertion demo for one of your preceptees But it doesn't have a jizz tube! Don't tear the silicone! https://vimeo.com/176943671 elise the great posted:My god, it's like everything has led to this outcome. Things that go up urethras? Weird-shaped dongs? My complete inability to talk about LotR without being possessed by demons and spewing filth into the internet? As foretold by the prophecies.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 01:51 |
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# ¿ May 6, 2024 06:48 |
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Dildomancer posted:
Is this silicon heat resistant? Could someone use these Could you make an edward penishands oven mitt?
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2016 21:55 |