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Holy poo poo that's a cool looking sex toy. Much respect for the dildomancy, sculpting up something like that on a description alone much less in the time it took you is a hell of a talent.
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What, exactly, would you consider to be a 'realistic' color scheme for a silicone elf dick, anyway?
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Sep 2, 2016 18:38
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Apparently I have puntl in the mail! I've never ordered something like this before, and I'm impressed with how well it came out, Dildomancer! On to the part people actually want to see. Apologies for the dark shots, my camera is a potato, especially with only glowing elf dong to light shots! Behold, the puntl! I like how the blue came out a lot.  Side shot, with soda can for scale. This thing's not small.  Now to unleash the POWER!   Turning off the light...  Thing's got some serious glow to it!  Even after 5 minutes while I dicked around with the camera, it was still glowing strong.  The pictures don't do the glow justice, it was a lot brighter in person. I haven't quite decided what to do with this thing yet, but I think it may find its way into the background of a friend's Halloween party this year. Should be spectacular under blacklight.
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Sep 13, 2016 18:47
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Fauxtool posted:Epic rap battles are retarded. I say that with no hyperbole. The only people I know that like it are mentally retarded I bet you're a lot of fun at parties.
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Sep 27, 2016 12:18
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TooMuchAbstraction posted:...this is a thing? I mean, I knew about strap-ons, but...like, Hulk fists but for your junk? Think more 'medical prosthetic for people with very small dicks' and you'll see the market. Of course there's furries, and otherkin, and just people with adventurous tastes out there, so it doesn't stop at that.
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Oct 23, 2016 12:41
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kaschei posted:I'm mostly surprised that there's a sex toy reviewer whose vagina is too dainty for a 2¼" dildo. I thought that was the upper end of popular, not exclusively for size royalty. For comparison, a Coke can has a diameter of 2.6" / circumference of 8.1" 2.25" / 7" circ isn't really that small.
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kaschei posted:I'm not saying reviewing toys should have loosened her up, it's just... like a food critic who not only doesn't like spicy food, but won't even eat anything hotter than a jalapeno. "This food looks great! See what you think of the taste, I only eat up to 8k scoville units." You should maybe read a few more of their strips. They do a great job talking about how stuff works for a variety of body types, and go out of their way to point out that if something doesn't work for them specifically, it isn't necessarily a failure of that particular toy so much as the result of natural variation in the size and shape of humans. What your post is describing is like asking Goatman to review butt toys and expecting it to be useful to anyone who doesn't consider a pineapple foreplay. 
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