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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Ask me about making horrific silicone fantasy dildos! [NWS]
 
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kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

 Are suction cup bases possible with simple molds or do those require special equipment?

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kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

 We talking hard boiled or what....?

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kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

 Do you mean that the idea of pierced junk is off limits to any dildo maker who cares what tumblr thinks? Or was it a specific design that was quite similar to another's?

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kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

 This is the first I've heard of a dong for tentacle sounding JRRT fetishists.

Deluxe version should have embedded swarovski silmaril.

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kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

Dildomancer posted:

OH, that reminds me: I have made sounding toys, too. They weren't intended as such, but with enough lube and a suitably intrepid customer... well, I'll leave it at that.
But this would be a, uh, sounding "penetrable" if I read Elise's post correctly? Surely that's a first?

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kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

Dildomancer posted:

I can make pretty much any color in the RGB colorspace, at least to within a good approximation, with the 10 different pigments I have. I have a decent variety of fluorescent pigments as well. It's also possible to do sparkly or glow-in-the-dark (though I'd need to order some more materials in the latter case).

Then I could also do stripes, splits, fades, split fades, spirals, marbles, vertical splits, ribbons, all kinds of ridiculous poo poo. I think my favorite effect is a nearly transparent dong filled with little bits of fluorescent silicone.
Do you have any pics of that last type?

How transparent can silicone get, anyway?

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kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

 Odd that elise already had an avatar of a shaft entwined by tentacles

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kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

 Sell 'em as dong doilies

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kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

 But can they tell you the shear forces involved when a 500lb woman wearing your device fails to dismount her sissyboy properly?

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kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

 It wanted to be found

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kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

 In my experience dildos sink, can you make a neutrally buoyant brain? Can you mix different silicones to reach a target density?

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kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

Cakefool posted:

Very soft clear silicone?
Just use salt water! Brain brine!

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kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

The Repo Man posted:

Sorry to hear that. I've sent you a message on YT.


Erika Moen from Oh Joy Sex Toy recently got annoyed at her husband for ordering a gigantic sleeve.

:nws:http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/colossus-and-ride-on/:nws:
I'm mostly surprised that there's a sex toy reviewer whose vagina is too dainty for a 2¼" dildo. I thought that was the upper end of popular, not exclusively for size royalty.

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kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

Liquid Communism posted:

For comparison, a Coke can has a diameter of 2.6" / circumference of 8.1"

2.25" / 7" circ isn't really that small.
I know how big it is. I'm not surprised that anyone's vagina is too dainty, but that someone who reviews toys not just professionally but for a living is in that camp. It is something of a limitation when the most they can say about a toy they review is "probably doesn't fit your dick, and even if it does we can't speak to its effectiveness as anything but a visual prop."

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kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

 I'm not saying reviewing toys should have loosened her up, it's just... like a food critic who not only doesn't like spicy food, but won't even eat anything hotter than a jalapeno. "This food looks great! See what you think of the taste, I only eat up to 8k scoville units."

And you don't need a "wide-set" vagina, just a lot of foreplay and lube (and desire)

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