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Dildomancer posted:What's the weirdest object you can think of putting in your butt (preferably with a flared base)? Someone's probably made a dildo out of it. I've seen soda bottles, including Bawls, which has a neat texture, vegetables, dice... A shrunken head
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GreyjoyBastard posted:The fishies are a nice touch. That's the bit that gets me too. Here's your dong to ruin your Anus. But wait, there's more. Two little cute fishes. They could be the secret that you have on your mantlepiece, so only other dildomancer customers recognise them and give you a knowing nod. The Masonic handshake of dragon dongs
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Sep 8, 2016 09:48
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This thread just keeps on giving.
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Sep 21, 2016 08:37
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Sod the dongs, I'm going to buy a dongs worth of fishies.
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Sep 29, 2016 14:23
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Dildomancer posted:Puntl orders have died down, though, so I'll get my free time back in time to play Civ 6. Pretty sure you'll get more business come Secret Santa time. Unless my secret Santa has something specific I can datamine, they're getting a puntl
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Oct 12, 2016 16:52
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 The glow in the dark one got stolen after 30 seconds by my two year old. Thanks dildomancer.
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Oct 12, 2016 20:07
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Leperflesh posted:Probably goes without saying but those fish are probably serious choking hazards for an infant, given size and composition. So like, make sure your 2 year old isn't chewing on it? All she's been doing is picking the seam and cuddling it. So I think we're golden. My wife on the other hand is amazed by the different stiffnesses. She commented, "I'd prefer the more floppy, don't understand why anyone wants the rigid one. But I don't know why I'm asking you, you don't have a vagina". To which I commented that your main audience, I believe, is men. Her face 
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Oct 12, 2016 23:15
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Nuevo posted:I think I recognize that bottom fish, it matches my puntl. That's the super floppy one my wife was talking about. Does it stand proud or a little droopy?
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Oct 13, 2016 07:54
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Bum the Sad posted:That's gotta lead to fun conversations. Yea, My wife had this conversation with my mum.  "Where'd you get the fish" "Just a guy who makes stuff, it's the spare silicone".
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Oct 17, 2016 22:33
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Dildomancer posted:. In the extremely rare chance any of you are on Tenerife, let me know and we can hang out and talk dongs.. Why would an American go through all that effort and flying to go to Tenerife? It's a short hop for EU but for you it's like lots of hours of flying. 
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Silver Falcon posted:Tons of Americans go to Europe. It's not that much longer to go to Tenerife, is it? You've got hot places on your doorstep. Can't compute coming to Europe for that.
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