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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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Here's what you're getting OP: a man's cum (mine) on your face

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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Yeah I bought you the game too, op

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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You don't "buy" hookers man, you rent them

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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Doc Friday posted:

Just join NASA or whatever.

NO, DONT

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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Celluloid Sam posted:

someone please buy me a gaming pc

I just did, bam

Ordered through Amazon prime, top of the line GPC will be at your home tomorrow, enjoy friend :)

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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What's the story behind the pedophile ban?

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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Lol I thought that was a feel good thread and never opened it

The things we see in GBS :allears:

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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gently caress anyone who likes Drafon age 2 loving fanfic sex sim game for retardeds

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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Spaceships aren't even real bro

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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King of Bees posted:

Update: son is playing red dead again after a few days of nms and getting bored. Worst early birthday present ever! Jeesh dad....

Your son is cooler than you and you've turned into the retarded dad who always buys the wrong thing

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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King of Bees posted:

Listen dipshit. It was his birthday list present. He got suckered like every one else. I jus t happened to pay for it. I'll smash your head against a fire hydrant.

Sorry I only talk to cool posters

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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Hey OP I bought bonmans Sky

I did you a favor by not buying it for you, it loving sucks so bad

I spawned in a planet full of drones with a broken starship and I kept dying until my mining beam stopped firing

Game sucks

By contrast, doom 2016 is amazing and you punch demons in the face, so buy that instead

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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Total playtime : 15 minutes

People waited years for this piece of crap. Videogame fans are amazing

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
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paul_soccer10 posted:

get mount and blade warband and pretend your horse is a spaceship

Ride my penis and pretend it's a spaceship (spacedick if you will)

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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If you're close to my age (sorry), I will describe No Man's Sky in one sentence for you: A Yes album cover by Roger Dean with music by Vangelis.

For the rest of you, let's keep going, and this isn't going to be an exhaustive gameplay discussion, because you can find those all over the place.

Let's pretend that you never read a word about No Man's Sky. Had no idea what it was about. One day, a disc appears in the mail and all it says is "Play Me".

You decide to follow instructions.

When the game is installed, you wait to play until the house is dark and quiet. You shut the door, put on headphones, and press "Play".

Your mind proceeds to get blown. Fully, irretrievably blown.

Awe.

Back in gaming's early days, we overlooked the minor in pursuit of the major. Today, we micro-analyze the minor to invalidate the major.

Don't do that with this game.

It's stunningly, staggeringly beautiful. The experience is almost hypnotic.

I could write many words about how NMS might be even better if it was different here and here and there, but those words do not matter.

The game is bigger than all of those words.

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