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Hello, I have noticed a recent influx in people making threada on these fine forums to either shill their lovely music or asking goons for money for various reasons which are usually found out quite quickly to not be the real reasons they claimed. Well, I want my piece of the pie and I'm gonna be upfront and honest about it. I want the video game No Man's Sky. I work part time aND am on a fixed income (disability) and can't often afford video games or other extras like that. But Sid, you may be saying, you are high all the time, how do you afford that. Well you see my sister and her roommates give me weed and hash for free. Anyways I am actually really high right now and totally lost my train of thought so I'll get down to brass tacks, someone please buy me No Man's Sky, thank you and I love you all very much.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 06:56 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 14:21 |
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no one buy anyone else anything this thread is strictly so I can get a game I'm really excited about while I still have a bit of time to enjoy it before my son is born
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 06:59 |
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i have much of that stocked up already but thank you my friend I appreciate it sorry I got kicked in the head by a horse when I was 4
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 07:00 |
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Snatch Duster posted:And some woman let you stick your peener in her? im not retarded i just have a lot of focus issues and emotional problems
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 07:04 |
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Oh and if someone wants to buy me no man's sky I have a ps4 not a pc
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 07:04 |
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Snatch Duster posted:No foolin!? would you like to be my friend I'm very friendly
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 07:06 |
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numberoneposter posted:ill buy you a one way ticket to h*ck i'll take anything honestly
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 07:06 |
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that's very rude they are better off
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 07:07 |
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that's no way to treat people who were being kind to you
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 07:09 |
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oh I forgot to mention I'll stay up for 24 hours streaming it if someone buys it for me it's not much but it's what I have to offer
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 07:12 |
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Doctor Dogballs posted:A man builds. A parasite says, "Someone please buy me No Man's Sky." A man invents. A parasite says, "I'm on a fixed income (disability)" im just jumping on the gravy train at least im being honest not like the guy who said he needed to buy a scooter while also posting on Reddit about his heroin addition
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 07:13 |
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i would definitely pay for it if I could afford it right now
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 07:17 |
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well good night everybody
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 07:19 |
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numberoneposter posted:just have a drem about no mans sky problem solved youre probably right I always imagine going to different planets anyways I'll just keeping doing that
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 07:20 |
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you shouldn't sell drugs to kids
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 07:22 |
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lmao I've had like 10 people in the last two days pm me thanking me for getting a pedophile permabanned or saying they enjoy my posting but okay poster I've never seen post before
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 07:32 |
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snakeandbake posted:cool story dude cool av dude
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 07:33 |
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anyone know where I can watch mash online
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 07:38 |
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Ork of Fiction posted:What's the No Man's Sky game about? U gotta hype me up a little. Pump the gas, iykwim. you fly around in a space ship and the universe is constantly expanding just like real life I guess and you can name the planets if you discover them and all the different species and stuff and the species and everything are procedurally generated so they are all different in some way and it's going to be heck of a cool
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 07:42 |
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you are a sweetheart jesus the astronaut!
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 08:15 |
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Yeah heck we can just skip the gofundme all together thanks professor Rosso
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 08:34 |
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Yeah plus I'm watching star trek
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 08:42 |
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I hate yankees posted:legit question op: the latter lmao this entire thread is also a joke because there have been like 3 goons begging for money recently but it worked really well at enraging people haha
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 16:43 |
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wow im overwhelmed but you see I sold my ps4 to buy you a hooker Don jeez this is a real gift of the magi mix up
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 16:44 |
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lol is that a real store
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 16:47 |
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notZaar posted:Sid you sound like a real piece of white trash just like my deadbeat upstairs neighbors who also have a little boy they can't afford. im not trashy at all I keep my home very clean and we absolutely can afford this son
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 16:56 |
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notZaar posted:The trash is in your brain. im sorry you feel that way but I absolutely disagree for you see I treat everyone with kindness and respect
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 17:02 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:I was completely serious btw haha I'll let you know big guy I'm hoping we can get married next April because that will be our 5th anniversary
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 17:02 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:You don't "buy" hookers man, you rent them this fillipino woman needs to leave then
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 17:04 |
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what have I wrought
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 17:29 |
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red19fire posted:Rebel Galaxy is free on psn if you want a boring, repetitive space pirate game. yeah I've been playing it nonstop lol
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 17:35 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I'm sure he will share the video game don't worry absolutely
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 17:37 |
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someone please buy me a gaming pc
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 17:39 |
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Pick posted:Who even wants to play this poo poo, it's like Skyrim for people who aren't even socially adept enough to talk to a fake elf voiced by a sedated janitor hello
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 17:48 |
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NESguerilla posted:I was actually just about to run over to Target and pick it up. I won't be buying you a copy op but I'll name the most retarded looking animal I find after you if you'd like. thats great thank you
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 17:51 |
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lol
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 17:52 |
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Pitdragon posted:disgusting, OP i know right still no one has bought me no man's sky
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 21:15 |
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Okay im oiling myself up right now
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 21:19 |
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A_ssR_apistDude420 posted:"I spent several hours conversing with a pedophile give me an AV" hey welcome who are you guy who registered today?
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 21:53 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 14:21 |
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A_ssR_apistDude420 posted:"I spent several hours conversing with a pedophile give me an AV" and also I want a video game not am av people got me 6 different avs in the last 3 days
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 22:00 |