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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

I have always been confused about this title.

When Ron said it, did he mean that she gave him such good blow jobs that she deserved to be crowned Queen for her service?

Or did he mean that she gave so many blow jobs to those in and around Hollywood, that she could be called the blow job queen of the area/industry?

Or did all the men in Hollywood get together and decide, (via contest or discussion), who gave the best blow jobs in Hollywood and Nancy was crowned the victor?

Or was it something else entirely?

Also, is it a ceremonial title? Did she get a crown? Did she pass that crown on to someone else? And if so, who?

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Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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wow, i didn't know Ronald Reagan was the Blowjob King of Hollywood

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
She got the title by marrying the Blowjob King.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
I was too young at the time to notice his policies, but lordy that man kicked a lot of rear end.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
mister moderator, tear down this thread

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

^^^This right here may be the best GBS post ever.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
^^^ nah. it's a good post but c'mon


ScratchAndSniff posted:

She got the title by marrying the Blowjob King.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

BrigadierSensible posted:

When Ron said it, did he mean that she gave him such good blow jobs that she deserved to be crowned Queen for her service?

Or did he mean that she gave so many blow jobs to those in and around Hollywood, that she could be called the blow job queen of the area/industry?

Or did all the men in Hollywood get together and decide, (via contest or discussion), who gave the best blow jobs in Hollywood and Nancy was crowned the victor?
yes yes and yes

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
It was due to superb quality and quantity

also

ScratchAndSniff posted:

She got the title by marrying the Blowjob King.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
The impression I got was that she sucked lots and lots of different Hollywood schlongs AND that she was really good at it.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkmckYTJgEQ

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

gary oldmans diary posted:

mister moderator, tear down this thread

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
Reagan was right!

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

BrigadierSensible posted:

Or did all the men in Hollywood get together and decide, (via contest or discussion), who gave the best blow jobs in Hollywood and Nancy was crowned the victor?

I am assuming it's this

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
The human dirt devil now rest in hell, taking her dick-charming secrets with her. These days Giada is known as the Hollywod queen.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

^^^ nah. it's a good post but c'mon

That's just a repackaged version of the first post and it sucks poo poo and you're all stupid idiots.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



gary oldmans diary posted:

mister moderator, tear down this thread

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

The most terrifying words in the GBS language are: I'm from the mod team and I'm here to help.

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

What I'm saying is that a goon is not free unless moderation is limited.

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

mr gorbapoz, tear up this hole :gifttank:

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
no

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Dave_Indeed posted:

That's just a repackaged version of the first post and it sucks poo poo and you're all stupid idiots.

I'm very intelligent, Dave_Indeed

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005

It is a well known fact, legendary post-punk band Mission of Burma even wrote a song about it

cnut
May 3, 2016

She just couldn't say no.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I believe she sucked on men's penises.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

big shags posted:

What I'm saying is that a goon is not free unless moderation is limited.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
To become blowjob queen of hollywood you have to kill the previous blowjob queen of hollywood. Then there is lightning and stuff and BAM long live the queen. Hth.

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Do you think she was blowing him while he had full blown Alzheimers? Do you consider that rape?

cnut
May 3, 2016

I am Toni Lippi posted:

Do you think she was blowing him while he had full blown Alzheimers? Do you consider that rape?

I think even an Alzheimer's patient would consent to a bj.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Who is the current bj queen, I'm guessing Michelle Rodriguez

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

cnut posted:

I think even an Alzheimer's patient would consent to a bj.

He just keep reliving that good one from '56 over and over

Business Octopus
Jun 27, 2005

Me IRL
Mrs. gobblecocks suck down my balls

cnut
May 3, 2016

Hector Beerlioz posted:

He just keep reliving that good one from '56 over and over

There are worse ways to grow old.

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
Her blowjobs a bit stiff these days.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

shoophobo posted:

Her blowjobs a bit stiff these days.

Ha!

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Who is the current bj queen, I'm guessing Michelle Rodriguez

I liked the Giada theory due to the potential jokes about gobbling things

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

ScratchAndSniff posted:

She got the title by marrying the Blowjob King.

asmodeusvivivi
Sep 7, 2011

ScratchAndSniff posted:

She got the title by marrying the Blowjob King.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Who else is going to the Grand Vizier of Goatse's garden party? :smug:

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FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

big shags posted:

mr gorbapoz, tear up this hole :gifttank:

Good first draft, but I think "poz up this hole" would be funnier.

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