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I'm using this thread to describe the weird situation I just found myself in but feel free to post your own stories. My washroom at work has only two toilet stalls and then a couple of urinals beside those stalls. I'm taking a dump today in the stall beside the urinals when an unknown co-worker walks in. I hear him walk to the urinal closest to my stall and then he loudly sighs and exclaims "oh yeeeah". So far, pretty standard washroom fair. He then proceeds to start clearing his throat and coughing up phlegm but instead of spitting it into the toilet like a civilized human being I can hear him just launching these saliva projectiles at the floor. I feel like every single workplace washroom is always abused mercilessly so this still isn't surprising to me. Then as he starts to finally take a piss he starts singing in a loud operatic voice "Yesss Indeeeeeeed, YESSS INDEEEEEEED". I should mention at this point the other toilet stall was occupied as well so this guy has to have known he wasn't alone in the washroom. He left in silence after he finished peeing. I still hold a higher opinion of him than the mysterious assailant who wads up tons of toilet paper in one of the urinals every day.
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I often walk in to the restrooms to see a little old Indian guy at the urinal with his pants to his ankles. He's somewhat of a legend around here for that.
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Aug 9, 2016 17:03
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Yesss Indeeeeeeed, YESSS INDEEEEEEED op
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Aug 9, 2016 17:04
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I worked at a small biotech company. About every six weeks someone would take a poo poo on the floor. I never figured out who, though was quite certain it was one of the senior engineers. My former boss would also try and talk while you took a piss. That place was weird.
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Aug 9, 2016 17:07
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When I was in highschool one of my friends took a dump in a urinal every day for like a week straight and then they closed down that bathroom lol
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Aug 9, 2016 17:08
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That's a good story, OP. I once worked as a tutor for developmentally disabled university students on my campus. I was in the library bathroom one day, having a really awesome poo poo, when I hear the door creak open followed by the familiar humming of one of my more autistic tutees. I remained quiet, hoping to poop in peace, when I see a pair of sneakers appear below the stall door. "Occupied!" I say. "Serviette?" He says. "Yeah, I'll be —" And he starts climbing over the door! His head pops over the top of the door, and while I'm mid poo poo, he starts talking about an assignment his prof had given him from his vantage point over the door. He's got a clear view of me on the terlet, and he's yammering away while I'm trying to tell him to shut up and respect my privacy. Good times.
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Aug 9, 2016 17:12
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at an overnight warehouse job i used to have several dudes would hide and sleep in the ladies room on the floor if tired enough. i ruined it for them and slept on the floor myself without having to worry about getting walked in on 
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Aug 9, 2016 17:13
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:at an overnight warehouse job i used to have several dudes would hide and sleep in the ladies room on the floor if tired enough. i ruined it for them and slept on the floor myself without having to worry about getting walked in on 
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Aug 9, 2016 17:15
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Quote this if you've ever jerked off at work
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Aug 9, 2016 17:17
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Quote this if you've ever jerked off at work
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Aug 9, 2016 17:18
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Somehow, some way, someone managed to poop in the wall mounted soap dispenser at my previous place of employment.
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Aug 9, 2016 17:19
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Quote this if you've ever jerked off at work
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Aug 9, 2016 17:19
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a hole-y ghost posted:Yeah, I'm sure they were "sleeping" there together because they were "tired" i never used the word together you illiterate buffoon yeesh
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Aug 9, 2016 17:19
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Beefeater posted:Somehow, some way, someone managed to poop in the wall mounted soap dispenser at my previous place of employment. 
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Aug 9, 2016 17:20
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Quote this if you've ever jerked off at work
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Aug 9, 2016 17:22
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Also:Hector Beerlioz posted:Quote this if you've ever jerked off at work
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Aug 9, 2016 17:22
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I put these up in the staff bathrooms at my school.
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Aug 9, 2016 17:23
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genesplicer posted:I put these up in the staff bathrooms at my school. i heard if you do it this image briefly appears in the mirror 
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Aug 9, 2016 17:25
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genesplicer posted:I put these up in the staff bathrooms at my school. You're supposed to chant Candyman  smh
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Aug 9, 2016 17:26
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There was a blind guy I used to work with. He was pretty cool, but I had a wierd fear that he would walk up to the urinal I was using and start pissing on my butt. Does that make me... whatever it is when you're prejudiced against disabled people? Or perhaps gay?
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Aug 9, 2016 17:26
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thinking of doing something poop related at the place that underpaid me for several years and just laid me off. Taking suggestions
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Aug 9, 2016 17:28
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shoophobo posted:thinking of doing something poop related at the place that underpaid me for several years and just laid me off. freeze a turd and go around having very normal conversations with your co-workers about how you're going to miss them but you're excited to start new challenges and stuff while occasionally taking bites out of the turd like a candy bar
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Aug 9, 2016 17:31
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shoophobo posted:thinking of doing something poop related at the place that underpaid me for several years and just laid me off. poo poo on a cookie sheet, roll it out flat, slide it under prick boss' door onto the carpet.
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Aug 9, 2016 17:32
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:freeze a turd and go around having very normal conversations with your co-workers about how you're going to miss them but you're excited to start new challenges and stuff while occasionally taking bites out of the turd like a candy bar
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Aug 9, 2016 17:36
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:freeze a turd and go around having very normal conversations with your co-workers about how you're going to miss them but you're excited to start new challenges and stuff while occasionally taking bites out of the turd like a candy bar
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Aug 9, 2016 17:38
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I work from home so don't get me started
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Aug 9, 2016 17:39
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Quote this if you've ever jerked off at work
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Aug 9, 2016 17:41
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:freeze a turd and go around having very normal conversations with your co-workers about how you're going to miss them but you're excited to start new challenges and stuff while occasionally taking bites out of the turd like a candy bar
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Aug 9, 2016 17:43
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:freeze a turd and go around having very normal conversations with your co-workers about how you're going to miss them but you're excited to start new challenges and stuff while occasionally taking bites out of the turd like a candy bar Guys! This won't get me revenge at all! I just eat my own poo poo! 
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Aug 9, 2016 17:44
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The forbidden shitter would sneak past the yellow tape blocking off out of order bathrooms/toilets and drop massive deuces in them. Never caught to my knowledge.
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Aug 9, 2016 17:47
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i alwys refer to pooping as going to cut loose some gems
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Aug 9, 2016 17:48
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one time i openned up the handicap stall at my old job, and there was a massive turd on the ground. found out later that one of the guys who worked in another department got in an argument with the janitor and did it to spite him.
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Aug 9, 2016 17:48
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OH BOY so last week I was poopin' and heard some guy come into the bathroom. I heard him go over to the automatic paper towel dispenser and get like six sheets of paper towels. He then walks over to the stall I'm in and violently shakes the door to confirm that, yes, the closed door means that there is someone in there. He sighs heavily, waddles over to the stall next to me, and starts taking a shitton of toilet paper. Roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll and I figure that he's just covering the seat despite the fact that we do have actual toilet seat covers. He then straddles the toilet standing up facing towards the wall - so a weird peeing position, not pooping or sitting down on the toilet after getting all that toilet paper - and starts to pee and gets it all over the floor. He pauses, a glob of toilet paper falls down on the floor with a wet THOCK noise, he grumbles and continues peeing. When he's finally done he just kicks the wad of wet toilet paper behind the toilet and shuffles out, gets more paper towels (no sink noises), and leaves.
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Aug 9, 2016 17:51
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:i alwys refer to pooping as going to cut loose some gems *winks*
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garfield hentai posted:OH BOY so last week I was poopin' and heard some guy come into the bathroom. I heard him go over to the automatic paper towel dispenser and get like six sheets of paper towels. He then walks over to the stall I'm in and violently shakes the door to confirm that, yes, the closed door means that there is someone in there. He sighs heavily, waddles over to the stall next to me, and starts taking a shitton of toilet paper. Roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll and I figure that he's just covering the seat despite the fact that we do have actual toilet seat covers. He then straddles the toilet standing up facing towards the wall - so a weird peeing position, not pooping or sitting down on the toilet after getting all that toilet paper - and starts to pee and gets it all over the floor. He pauses, a glob of toilet paper falls down on the floor with a wet THOCK noise, he grumbles and continues peeing. When he's finally done he just kicks the wad of wet toilet paper behind the toilet and shuffles out, gets more paper towels (no sink noises), and leaves. That was a f to m tranny trying to "pass" "He"... (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Aug 9, 2016 18:05
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shoophobo posted:Guys! This won't get me revenge at all!
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Aug 9, 2016 18:10
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washroom? TC are you a foreigner?
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Aug 9, 2016 18:12
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there was a geology professor who kept jacking off in the middle of the men's room in the dark and we kept walking in on him lmbo
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Aug 9, 2016 18:13
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fresh_cheese posted:That was a f to m tranny trying to "pass" "l"
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that's an "L" not a "i" and so on
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