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Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
This was at school but whatever it's in the spirit of the thread.

So, I'm at the urinal, pissing, and this dude saunters up into the urinal beside me. Annoying but these are also urinals with dividers between them so it's not actually that annoying. Anyways, I hear him shuffle around out of his pants, and then,

"BLOOOOOOSSH"

like a loving water balloon popped. He then zips up, less than a second after getting in front of the urinal, and walks out of my life, having changed it forever.

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Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Cartouche posted:

Dude probably pisses into a bag if he had stuff removed. You may very well join him in the use of bags one day.

Why would he empty it into the urinal though? And so quickly? Seems like a good way to cover himself in piss IMO.

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