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http://www.ew.com/article/2016/08/09/doug-patti-ending What happened to the love of Doug’s life? That’s where Jinkins’ tale about his surprise reconnection with the real Patti Mayonnaise comes in. If you want to know what happens to Doug, you must first find out what happened to Jim: It’s my ten-year reunion, and I didn’t go. I was in New York working like crazy as a freelancer and just trying to make it there. And I got a phone call in New York and it’s Patti. The real Patti. And my heart’s beating fast. She’s like, ‘I was at the reunion! You weren’t!’ and I was like, ‘Yeah…sorry…I had to work.’ And she goes, ‘I found out you live in New York. Guess what—I do, too!’ And she told me where she lives. We lived across Central Park from each other. And she says, ‘Why don’t you come over for dinner?’ So now we’re in a Doug show. I’m like, what do I wear? What will she look like!? All that’s happening as I’m walking across Central Park to her apartment, just wondering and just hoping, all those things. I was, at the time, very available. I get to the door, and you get buzzed up in New York, and so I walk up to the apartment and I hear the lock turn—it’s getting ready to happen—and she opens the door, and she’s perfect. Just perfect. She just looks spectacular and she’s so happy, and her arms fly up and we hug, and I’m just like [frightened guttural gasping noises]. She backs up and she goes ‘Look, Jimmy! Boobs! I got my boobs!’ [Laughs.] It sounds like I’m making this up, right? And I’m like, ‘Yeah… yeah, uh huh!’ ‘Yeah, they always used to call me Flatty Patti, but look!’ And she was just funny and fun and innocent, but it’s like Doug and Patti together again, ten years later, right? So this is all wonderful, right? And then she wheels and goes, ‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’ And I don’t even remember the rest of the evening.
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Aug 9, 2016 17:50
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Nice one Jimmy, you stupid rear end in a top hat
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Aug 9, 2016 17:53
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lol flatty patti
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Aug 9, 2016 17:55
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Ein cooler Typ posted:http://www.ew.com/article/2016/08/09/doug-patti-ending this guy ruined my life
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Aug 9, 2016 17:55
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stop making threads doug
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Aug 9, 2016 17:55
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my parents knew a mortgage broker agent lady named Patti and my dad called her Patti Mayonnaise as a joke. Haha that's my Doug story. Hth.
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Aug 9, 2016 17:57
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Celluloid Sam posted:owned
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Aug 9, 2016 17:57
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in in real life life?
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Aug 9, 2016 17:57
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I don't see anything in that article about him getting off on watching her gently caress other people, are you lying to us?
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Aug 9, 2016 18:00
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ha ha if I ever see jim jinkins in real life i'm gonna kick him in the balls repeatedly yelling "you never got patti to do this!! you never got patti to do this and you never will!!!"
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Aug 9, 2016 18:01
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and then I'm gonna spit on him, on his face.
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Aug 9, 2016 18:03
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a hole-y ghost posted:and then I'm gonna spit on him, on his face. hold still
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a hole-y ghost posted:and then I'm gonna spit on him, on his face. icing on the cake
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Aug 9, 2016 18:05
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dad gay. so what posted:hold still
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Aug 9, 2016 18:09
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 it's just like I imagined, except Doug isn't getting shitfaced in the bar with Rodger now.
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Aug 9, 2016 18:14
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Also, Skeeter was pressured into running the family business, so he never left Bluffington, and hates every minute of it, and is unhappily married to Bebe.
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Aug 9, 2016 18:17
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and Porkchop, he dead
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Aug 9, 2016 18:18
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Well, I for one am shocked that a guy who made an entire cartoon show about how he didn't have the guts to ask out a girl didn't end up with the real life girl that character was based on. I mean, who would have thunk it?
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Aug 9, 2016 18:23
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Dogmeat posted:Well, I for one am shocked that a guy who made an entire cartoon show about how he didn't have the guts to ask out a girl didn't end up with the real life girl that character was based on. I mean, who would have thunk it?
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Aug 9, 2016 18:24
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Basically BoJack Horseman, but with Doug Funnie
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Aug 9, 2016 18:35
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yourapedpattihonkhonk.jpg
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Aug 9, 2016 19:04
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doug is actually based on some loser kid? thanks for ruining my childhood OP
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Aug 9, 2016 19:06
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rockos dog was named spunky
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Aug 9, 2016 19:06
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im gonna sing the rocko song rockooos modern life rockos modern life rockooos modern life rockos modern life spunky
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Aug 9, 2016 19:09
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im gaye posted:im gonna sing the rocko song which version are you singing i cant tell from the lyrics
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Aug 9, 2016 19:09
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Who the gently caress goes to their ten year reunion?
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Aug 9, 2016 19:11
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I identified a lot with Doug, which is why I'm not married.
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Aug 9, 2016 19:13
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Pitdragon posted:which version are you singing i cant tell from the lyrics the b-52s version (abridged)
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Aug 9, 2016 19:13
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im gaye posted:the b-52s version (abridged) gently caress that version!!! its not as good as the other one
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Aug 9, 2016 19:15
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Ein cooler Typ posted:She backs up and she goes ‘Look, Jimmy! Boobs! I got my boobs!’ *Honk Honk*
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Aug 9, 2016 19:16
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I hope she married the real life equivalent of Roger Klotz.
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Aug 9, 2016 19:21
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doug shoulda gone for the one person who always had their eye on him, as illustrated below
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chicka po pahhhhh chicka po chicka po po pahhhh
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Aug 9, 2016 19:30
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People usually don't end up with their first crush.
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This is a good thread
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NutritiousSnack posted:Who the gently caress goes to their ten year reunion? If my high school class had one, I didn't know or care
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Aug 9, 2016 19:47
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Pitdragon posted:doug shoulda gone for the one person who always had their eye on him, as illustrated below This was my least favorite Final Fantasy.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spdPd3sJHog Music to listen to while you browse this thread and this thread only mind the walrus fucked around with this message at 19:54 on Aug 9, 2016 |
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Absolute Lithops posted:People usually don't end up with their first crush. So my Doug x Judy ship might still be viable?
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