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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
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My personal favorite is that Forrest Gump is only thinks the things he recalls happened to him. In reality, he's confusing the real world for things he's seen seen on TV and stories he's been told, that's why he thinks he's been at the center of all those events in American history.


The only reason Batman isn't dead is that he's always unknowingly protected and given help by his ghost parents who are killing themselves (and they're already dead, so figure that out) trying to keep their son safe.

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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
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Peter's Uncle Ben was actually a fence for stolen goods and the guy who shot him did so because he owed money to the Kingpin. Aunt May had to sign over a considerable part of his insurance policy to Fisk Enterprises to settle the debt and keep her and Peter safe.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
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The Terminator movies are actually tied into the Planet of the Apes films through the Forbin Project.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
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The reason that every Mission: Impossible film has a different head of the agency is because they end up having to step down in disgrace over the events of the previous film for questioning the loyalty and ability of Tom Cruise's character.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
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The reason that everyone who works for some variation of W-Y in the Aliens films are so dead set on getting the aliens for research is that a huge portion of humans have a similar racial memory to the xenomorphs.

In short, the Engineers hardwired us when we hit a certain level of technological advancement to seek out the xenomorphs as a means of self-destruction and propagation of the xenomorphs to any worlds we have touched.

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