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For those of you who don't know, and why would you really, Des Moines, Iowa is a city in the middle of no where. Des Moines of course when translated to English means poo poo hole. And that's exactly what Des Moines, Iowa is. A poo poo hole.
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Yeah, what a dump!
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Aug 10, 2016 06:31
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Another unknown fact about the city of Des Moines is that the rest of Iowa actually came out of that shithole. That is why the entire state of Iowa is just pure poo poo.
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Aug 10, 2016 06:32
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lol des moines loving sucks and I've been to Metford
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Aug 10, 2016 06:35
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why are got trying to get jastiger to post more about this loving shithole town ffs
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Aug 10, 2016 06:37
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dont sign your posts OP
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Aug 10, 2016 06:42
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I literally have no idea where Iowa is on the map of the United States. Like I don't even have a vague idea of what states border it. If it's North, East, South, or West? I have nary a clue.
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Aug 10, 2016 07:31
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Des Moines, 
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Aug 10, 2016 07:32
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i stopped in des moines one time on a cross country drive. it's a garbage heap, and i say that coming from a life spent in a rustbelt trash fire.
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Aug 10, 2016 07:32
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slipknot was pretty good
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Aug 10, 2016 07:38
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:i stopped in des moines one time on a cross country drive. it's a garbage heap, and i say that coming from a life spent in a rustbelt trash fire. Whelp.
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Aug 10, 2016 07:40
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:why are got trying to get jastiger to post more about this loving shithole town ffs
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Aug 10, 2016 07:43
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barely knew her
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Aug 10, 2016 07:45
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Haha, yeah whatever, nice gimmick Jastig-- huh!? *double take* Slick goku baby!?
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Aug 10, 2016 08:35
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:i stopped in des moines one time on a cross country drive. it's a garbage heap
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Aug 10, 2016 09:19
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I am an Englishman living in London and sometimes hear about Iowa being a desolate craphole. Can any natives give me a candid outline of life there? Also, you guys gave the world Slipknot.
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Aug 10, 2016 09:35
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henpod posted:I am an Englishman living in London and sometimes hear about Iowa being a desolate craphole. Can any natives give me a candid outline of life there? iowa is p cool except for the west half where iowa state university and des moine and jastiger live
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Aug 10, 2016 09:52
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I hosed jastiger's mom ama
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Aug 10, 2016 10:24
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Was it part of a community service sentence?
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Aug 10, 2016 11:06
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Libelous Slander posted:I hosed jastiger's mom ama How deep did u have to dig
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Aug 10, 2016 11:19
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IOWA. Idiots Out Wandering Around
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Aug 10, 2016 12:27
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iowa is filled with bland, doughy people and food. still better than britain though, since it actually has sunlight.
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Aug 10, 2016 13:47
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Pookum posted:IOWA. Idiots Out Wandering Around IOWA: I Owe the World an Apology
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Aug 10, 2016 14:03
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des moines, ia: the rape capital of america. more men get raped here than anywhere else. the writer of Alien was passing through des moines when he came up with the idea of how the monster in his film would reproduce. des moines: don't drop the soap
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Aug 10, 2016 14:27
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 someone's never lived in Wichita
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Aug 10, 2016 14:42
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Iowa Hawkeyes football sucks too. Boring as gently caress to watch.
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Aug 10, 2016 14:54
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I have lived in Minneapolis, Denver, and basically in a suburb of Des Moines. I will say that Des Moines is like a nice little mini version of a Minneapolis/Denver type of city. It's a lot cheaper to live there, but of course you aren't going to get the kinds of concerts/sporting events/whatever that you get in the bigger cities, which is always the tradeoff. Des Moines is a whole lot better than it was 20 years ago, but it still wasn't good enough and that's why I live in Denver now.
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Aug 10, 2016 14:54
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Beefeater posted:Iowa Hawkeyes football sucks too. Boring as gently caress to watch. *twitches noticeably*
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Aug 10, 2016 14:55
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cuck cuck im gay posted:I literally have no idea where Iowa is on the map of the United States. Like I don't even have a vague idea of what states border it. If it's North, East, South, or West? I have nary a clue. Are you smarter than a fourth grader?
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Aug 10, 2016 15:55
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Darth123123 posted:Are you smarter than a fourth grader? like if you had a map of the usa on a wall and threw a dart at it while being careful to avoid hitting the coastal states, you will likely hit some garbage state that might as well be iowa
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Aug 10, 2016 16:03
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really though i live in illinois so i don't really have any room to talk. illinois is iowa if iowa was covered with burning trash.
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Aug 10, 2016 16:06
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henpod posted:I am an Englishman living in London and sometimes hear about Iowa being a desolate craphole. Can any natives give me a candid outline of life there? it's okay if you live near/in a city if you live in the country with the farms and the 100 population towns, god have mercy on your soul
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Aug 10, 2016 16:05
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i've only been to iowa city which seemed like any generic midwestern college town. it was ok. also stopped for lunch in waterloo, iowa at one of the least competent diners i've ever seen.
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Aug 10, 2016 16:08
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How to spell Des Moines correctly: 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
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Aug 10, 2016 16:12
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I got to spend a wild and wacky weekend in Branford, FL. Trust me, Des Moines is probably not that bad, it can't be. I'm the mail bag.
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Aug 10, 2016 16:12
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Serious Frolicking posted:really though i live in illinois so i don't really have any room to talk. illinois is iowa if iowa was covered with burning trash. uh we have chicago which at least has stuff happening in it and places to go that are internationally famous iowa has the poo poo gimmick zombie burger and just as bad of a cops killing black people problem on a smaller scale. a singer in a band i went there to see said zombie burger was stupid and made him ill gently caress des moines
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Aug 10, 2016 16:21
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Chicago aka America's Iraq. Morr thugs and murderers out there than one of the real cities on the coast.
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Aug 10, 2016 16:23
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des moines = meth capital
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Aug 10, 2016 16:24
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:uh we have chicago which at least has stuff happening in it and places to go that are internationally famous Zombie Burger is actually good for what it is (crazy ridiculous calorie bomb burgers), I regret to inform you that the singer must have a little baby tummy.  Oh I guess they did open a zombie burger in a mall now, it probably sucks, but the original one is fine.
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OctoberBlues posted:Zombie Burger is actually good for what it is (crazy ridiculous calorie bomb burgers), I regret to inform you that the singer must have a little baby tummy. from their website's faq: quote:Do you have nutritional information for your menu? lol gently caress the midwest
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