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erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
The Knack - My Sharona (1979):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR2JtsVumFA

I always thought it was funny when I heard this play at my store. It has a great beat and is easy to dance to. On the other hand, the lyrics suggest the song is about statutory rape, at best:

quote:

...
Oh my little pretty one, pretty one
When you gonna give me some time Sharona
When you make my motor run, my motor run
Gun it coming, off the line Sharona

Never gonna stop, give it up
Such a dirty mind, always get it up
For the touch of the younger kind
My my my i yi wooh
My my my my Sharona...

Not quite family establishment material.

Red Rider - Lunatic Fringe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqUa_G1h3pw

Awesome rock tune with a cool synthy intro. Sounds like it might be about partying. Well, kind of; it's about preventing right-wing extremists from assassinating progressive political figures:

quote:

...
Lunatic fringe
In the twilight's last gleaming
This is open season
But you won't get too far
Cause you gotta blame someone
For your own confusion
We're on guard this time
(On guard this time)
Against your final solution
Oh no...

OutKast - Hey Ya!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw&t=67s

Very catchy dance tune! Love the instrumentation on this one. Oh, and it's about divorce, at least at first....

quote:

...
One, two, three, uh!

My baby don't mess around
Because she loves me so
And this I know for sure.
Uh, but does she really wanna
But can't stand to see me
Walk out the door.
Don't try to fight the feelin'
'Cause the thought alone is killing me right now..
Uh, thank god for mom and dad
For sticking two together
'Cause we don't know how...
UH!

Hey... ya.
Hey ya.
Hey... ya.
Hey ya.
Hey... ya.
Hey ya.
Hey... ya.
Hey ya.

You think you've got it
Oh, you think you've got it
But got it just don't get it
'Til there's nothing at all
We get together
Oh, we get together
But separate's always better when there's feelings involved
If what they say is "Nothing is forever"
Then what makes, then what makes, then what makes
Then what makes, what makes, what makes love the exception
So why you, why you
Why you, why you, why you are we so in denial
When we know we're not happy here...
Y'all don't wanna hear me, you just wanna dance...

...at which point the song shamelessly switches to a generic dance tune. Oh well!

Bawitdaba-Kid Rock:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J9ayHYClw8

One of the songs that made Kid Rock huge in his day. Awesome heavy rock tune with a great chant that repeats relentlessly. Surprisingly though, "Bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy" loosely translates to "Why must we be oppressed?", a phrase universally used by native tribes during the genocides in the United States during the 1800's. This seems to suggest some sort of unity with those who oppose oppression in any form.

quote:

...
And this is for the questions that don't have an answer
The midnight glances
And the topless dancers
The can of freaks

Cars packed with speakers
The g's with the forty's
And the chicks with beepers
The northern lights

And the southern comfort
And it don't even matter if your veins are punctured
All the crackheads, the critics, the cities
And all my heroes at the methodone clinics

All you bastards at the i.r.s.
For the crooked cops and the cluttered desks
For the shots of jack and the caps of meth
Half pints of love and a fifth of stress

All the hookers that are tricking out in hollywood
And for my hoods of the world misunderstood
I said it's all good and it's all in fun
Now get in the pit and try to love someone!

Bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy
Shake the boogie said up jump the boogie
Bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy
Shake the boogie said up jump the boogie

Bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy
Shake the boogie said up jump the boogie
Bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy
Shake the boogie said up jump the boogie...

Mike And The Mechanics - Silent Running:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_zWl8xnT00

This one is less surprising if you pay even a little attention. It's about some sort of coup or revolution in which things are bound to become more dystopian. The singer is advising what seems to be his family and telling them how to prepare.

quote:

...
Take the children and yourself
And hide out in the cellar
By now the fighting will be close at hand
Don't believe the church and state
And everything they tell you
Believe in me, I'm with the high command

Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?
Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?

There's a gun and ammunition
Just inside the doorway
Use it only in emergency
Better you should pray to God
The Father and the Spirit
Will guide you and protect from up here...

Post!

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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
The song Girls! Girls! Girls! Isn't about strippers. Its actually about...










































































Gas thread ban op.

cnut
May 3, 2016

Extensive Vamping posted:

Red Rider - Lunatic Fringe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqUa_G1h3pw

Awesome rock tune with a cool synthy intro. Sounds like it might be about partying. Well, kind of; it's about preventing right-wing extremists from assassinating progressive political figures:


Fun fact :eng101: Red Rider was in the middle of recording this song when they heard the news of John Lennon's murder.

I Pledge The Legence
Sep 18, 2009

Gleaming the Cube
popular singer-songwriter shawn mendes and his number one hit everyone

I won't lie to you
I know he's just not right for you
And you can tell me if I'm off
But I see it on your face
When you say that he's the one that you want
And you're spending all your time
In this wrong situation
And anytime you want it to stop
I know I can treat you better
Than he can
And any girl like you deserves a gentleman
Tell me why are we wasting time
On all your wasted crime
When you should be with me instead
I know I can treat you better
Better than he can
I'll stop time for you
The second you say you'd like me too
I just wanna give you the loving that you're missing
Baby, just to wake up with you
Would be everything I need and this could be so different
Tell me what you want to do
'Cause I know I can treat you better
Than he can

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
They're all about cocaine.

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
Every 80's song is about stalking or masturbation.

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
The Beatles' "Come Together" is a song about bukkake.

cnut
May 3, 2016

Celery Face posted:

Every 80's song is about stalking or masturbation.

Now Master of Puppets makes perfect sense :stare:

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Except for Eric Clapton's "Cocaine." That one is about self confidence.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Obscuritatem posted:

popular singer-songwriter shawn mendes and his number one hit everyone

I won't lie to you
I know he's just not right for you
And you can tell me if I'm off
But I see it on your face
When you say that he's the one that you want
And you're spending all your time
In this wrong situation
And anytime you want it to stop
I know I can treat you better
Than he can
And any girl like you deserves a gentleman
Tell me why are we wasting time
On all your wasted crime
When you should be with me instead
I know I can treat you better
Better than he can
I'll stop time for you
The second you say you'd like me too
I just wanna give you the loving that you're missing
Baby, just to wake up with you
Would be everything I need and this could be so different
Tell me what you want to do
'Cause I know I can treat you better
Than he can



M'lady.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



The Beatles' 'Helter Skelter' is about an impending race war.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Pearl Jam's "Alive" is about an incest relationship.

quote:

The song is the first piece to a trilogy of songs in what Vedder later described as a "mini-opera" entitled Mamasan.[4] It is composed of the songs "Alive", "Once", and "Footsteps".[4] "Alive" tells the story of a young man discovering that the man he thought was his father is actually his stepfather, while his mother’s grief leads to an incestuous relationship with the son, who strongly resembles the biological father.[4] This leads to "Once" in which the man descends into madness and goes on a killing spree, and "Footsteps" in which the man is eventually looking back from a prison cell awaiting his execution.[4]

"Alive" has been revealed by Vedder to be part autobiographical and part fiction.[4] When Vedder was a teenager, his mother revealed to him that the man he thought was his father was actually his stepfather, and that his biological father was dead.[4] The first and last verses detail those actual events, but the second verse is storytelling on Vedder's part. The lyrics of the second verse read, "Oh, she walks slowly, across a young man's room/She said I'm ready...for you/I can't remember anything to this very day/'Cept the look, the look.../Oh, you know where, now I can't see, I just stare...," and Vedder revealed that "she" was the mother, and "the look" referred to was not the look on her face, but "the look is between her legs. Where do you go with that? That's where you came from."[4]

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

cnut posted:

Fun fact :eng101: Red Rider was in the middle of recording this song when they heard the news of John Lennon's murder.

huh. I always thought this was Loverboy singing about Lilly Saint Grieves

whiter than a Wilco show
Mar 30, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
The spice girls song 2 become 1 is about childbirth, specifically a large headed baby tearing the thin skin and muscle separating the anus from the vagina in the mother.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i must caution anyone trying to find meaning in The Doors songs

you will only end up getting hooked on heroin

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
Oingo Boingo - Little Girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA

Is actually about laissez-faire capitalism and trickle-down economics

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Gordon Lightfoot - The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vST6hVRj2A

It's actually about a boat sinking in a storm on one of the great lakes. It ended up coming true as well.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Edmund_Fitzgerald

Ship had the same name as the song title, too, spooky.

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
The Vapors - "Turning Japanese" is commonly misinterpreted as being about masturbation, but it's actually about responsibility driven suicide and the last gasps of a young man's tormented mind as he comes to grip with his impending death.

quote:

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
Everyone

down n out fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Aug 11, 2016

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Self explanatory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mdIWaRi-7c

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
You wonder why people took the time to write lyrics if you just gotta have some dude explain them. I guess these songwriters are just really stupid and shortsighted and bad at communicating things through art and music, but fascinating enough as a fetish to desecrate. :shrug:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


can some one help me parse what these lyrics are trying to say

poo poo piss gently caress oval office cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Celluloid Sam posted:

can some one help me parse what these lyrics are trying to say

poo poo piss gently caress oval office cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat

FisheyStix
Jul 2, 2008

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
It's about one man going to 'nam and the other coming back, and they meet for a moment in an airport and an understanding passes between them as the world revolves, endlessly and indifferent as God Himself.

cnut
May 3, 2016

Celluloid Sam posted:

can some one help me parse what these lyrics are trying to say

poo poo piss gently caress oval office cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat

You've been on GBS too long.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

cnut posted:

You've been on GBS too long.
Actually, this is a no-cussing zone.

cnut
May 3, 2016

a hole-y ghost posted:

Actually, this is a no-cussing zone.

since when?! we're all hosed, then.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
The song Fortunate Son is actuall about how great The United States of America is and how forutnate we are that God has blessed us w/ such prosperity. Unfortunately (lol) the lyrics tend to mislead ppl to think it's about bad stuff or something so I won't post those.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
i get knocked down

but I get up again

they're never gonna keep me down



- its a song about playing whak-a-mole

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

cnut posted:

Fun fact :eng101: Red Rider was in the middle of recording this song when they heard the news of John Lennon's murder.

Funner fact :eng101: The name of the actor hired to play John Lennon is the first movie about his life was named Mark Chapman.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


those facts aren't fun at all

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Harald posted:

i get knocked down

but I get up again

they're never gonna keep me down



- its a song about playing whak-a-mole
The hammer is too big for you despite being very light weight, and you're weak enough that the hammer does not push down the mole but bounces back and hits you in your face, knocking you down.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

a hole-y ghost posted:

The hammer is too big for you despite being very light weight, and you're weak enough that the hammer does not push down the mole but bounces back and hits you in your face, knocking you down.

it seems such a waste of time, if that's what it's all about

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Celery Face posted:

Every 80's song is about stalking or masturbation.

or statutory rape

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Billy Joe's "Movin' Out" is a song about how the working class sacrifices its mental and physical well-being for tchotcke's like shiny cars and new houses (out in Hackensack)

cnut
May 3, 2016

504 posted:

Funner fact :eng101: The name of the actor hired to play John Lennon is the first movie about his life was named Mark Chapman.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

lemme tell you what "like a virgin" is all about. it's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. "like a virgin" is not about some sensitive girl who meets a nice fella, that's what "true blue" is about--no argument about that. it's all about this cooze who's a regular gently caress machine. I'm talkin morning, day, night, afternoon, dick dick dick dick dick dick dick. then one day, she meets this john holmes motherfucker, it's like, "whoa baby." he's like charles bronson in "the great escape." and he's diggin tunnels. now she's gettin some serious dick action. she's feelin somethin she ain't felt since forever: pain. pain. it hurts. it hurts her. it shouldn't hurt her, her pussy should be bubble-yum by now, but when this cat fucks her, it hurts. it hurts just like it did the first time. you see, the pain is reminding a gently caress machine what it was once like to be a virgin. hence, "like a virgin."

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS8zHoxOFTw

this song is about millenial bloggers I think idk someone explain it to me

cnut
May 3, 2016

jackyl posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS8zHoxOFTw

this song is about millenial bloggers I think idk someone explain it to me

tumblr bloggers, yes

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
Got to Get You into My Life by the Beatles is a love song Paul wrote to weed.

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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Semi-charmed Life by Third Eye Blind is about methamphetamine abuse

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