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kalel
Jun 19, 2012

lemme tell you what "like a virgin" is all about. it's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. "like a virgin" is not about some sensitive girl who meets a nice fella, that's what "true blue" is about--no argument about that. it's all about this cooze who's a regular gently caress machine. I'm talkin morning, day, night, afternoon, dick dick dick dick dick dick dick. then one day, she meets this john holmes motherfucker, it's like, "whoa baby." he's like charles bronson in "the great escape." and he's diggin tunnels. now she's gettin some serious dick action. she's feelin somethin she ain't felt since forever: pain. pain. it hurts. it hurts her. it shouldn't hurt her, her pussy should be bubble-yum by now, but when this cat fucks her, it hurts. it hurts just like it did the first time. you see, the pain is reminding a gently caress machine what it was once like to be a virgin. hence, "like a virgin."

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kalel
Jun 19, 2012

grimes' "oblivion" is about coping with the trauma of getting sexually molested

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

skeemon posted:

and the whole "see you on a dark night" chorus always seemed like an invitation or something. Like she wants to be assaulted again.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh pretty sure she's just stating the fact that attackers are more likely to strike at night

I think you might be projecting

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