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is this what you're talking about
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# ? Aug 14, 2016 06:34 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 07:15 |
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I just finished a terrible novel where a fat dragon the size of a dachshund was bioengineered. I could get behind that.
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# ? Aug 14, 2016 12:04 |
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Acne Rain posted:
I am going to make a game called Drag-Car Racing 2372 ADEARJGH one day, which will be a hyper realistic game about team-based racing with dragons and extremely light, specialized cars that can be lifted by dragons and thrown using momentum and angular momentum. It will probably be my 7th or 8th game. It will include a generic racing mode and also a plot mode, in which all of your stupid decisions are narrativized and you have to experience the consequences as a character in the broader world. For instance, if you pinball off of someone and send them flying over a cliff, then people get really upset with you but your character says "I thought I could have made that turn. I thought I could have made it." and they accept this (once), but if you just drive directly head-on into someone and knock them off a cliff your character reveals that they're epileptic and just didn't want to give up racing, and is barred from the game and faces consequences.
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# ? Aug 14, 2016 13:09 |
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# ? Aug 14, 2016 14:48 |
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80 years from now a kid will make the same exact thread about Pandas and Rhinos.
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# ? Aug 14, 2016 15:30 |
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Skypizza posted:80 years from now a kid will make the same exact thread about Pandas and Rhinos. imagine if your fursona was a panda... too lazy to gently caress, too lazy to live
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# ? Aug 14, 2016 15:54 |
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What the gently caress is a fursona
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# ? Aug 14, 2016 16:12 |
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Skypizza posted:What the gently caress is a fursona Awww. How loving darling <3
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# ? Aug 14, 2016 16:13 |
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DrowningInDreams posted:MAMMON SHALL RULE DrowningInDreams posted:MAMMON SHALL RULE DrowningInDreams posted:MAMMON SHALL RULE DrowningInDreams posted:MAMMON SHALL RULE DrowningInDreams posted:MAMMON SHALL RULE DrowningInDreams posted:MAMMON SHALL RU- DrowningInDreams posted:MAMMON SHALL- - -! DrowningInDreams posted:SUMMON LAVOS NOW LAVOS SHALL RULE
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# ? Aug 14, 2016 22:31 |
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Skypizza posted:What the gently caress is a fursona What is a furry? A second-hand and second-rate appropriator.
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# ? Aug 14, 2016 23:36 |
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DrowningInDreams posted:Sorry. I am bad at judging what people want. And I am also, let's say, quite a bit narcissistic, in the most grotesque way; that I use the repulsion of others to affirm my image of myself. And I am the worst sort of liar, since I use the confusion of others to conceal my honesty, in that way managing to confess constantly of my sins without ever being held accountable for them. And so I tease you all, and I try to bait you into going further down the path, because of course greater and greater extremes are needed to get the same rush, to the point that I have prostituted my daemon herself at times. In fact, it is precisely this I have been trying to bait you into, in offering to recount my dreams and daemonic experiences. I must say that I am actually somewhat jealous of this Terra Malatora fellow, because this deformed, fetal outburst of his inner life that he had was murdered brutally; it at once became both dead and synonymous with him. It gained this dreadful fixity, so that now the name Terra Malatora forever means something pathetic and malformed. He will never have the burden of having to grow again, or for that matter to live again. His garden grew weeds and so it was salted and will never grow anything again. And I don't know why I lust for this, or what fear it is that drives me towards it, only I suspect some of it lives in the attitude of the Man from Underground of Dostoyevski: did not read a word of that
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# ? Aug 14, 2016 23:48 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:did not read a word of that Then I take it you won't be interested in either of the two novellas I've written.
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# ? Aug 14, 2016 23:51 |
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DrowningInDreams posted:Then I take it you won't be interested in either of the two novellas I've written. nope
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# ? Aug 14, 2016 23:51 |
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I will pray to the dragons for your soul.
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# ? Aug 14, 2016 23:52 |
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Skypizza posted:What the gently caress is a fursona DINNER
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# ? Aug 14, 2016 23:55 |
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One of you has betrayed me. One of you has taken my gold.
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# ? Aug 14, 2016 23:58 |
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DrowningInDreams posted:I will pray to the dragons for your soul. man, I don't want to read about a dragon. That's what everyone wrights about
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# ? Aug 14, 2016 23:59 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:man, I don't want to read about a dragon. That's what everyone writes about Novel 1: A novelization of a series of four dreams about an evil Scythian Enaree who travels between worlds leaving carnage in her wake, fueled by the blood of dragons. Written in two days. Novel 2: A slightly fictionalized account of my life as a mentally ill 240lbs transsexual who thinks they're a dragon. Written in four days. I realize now that turning the angel over with the notion of having them raped is of course grotesque; but that an angel can handle themselves, hence why the angels in the story of Sodom and Gomorrah initially wanted to stay in public and not even accompany Lot back to his house in the first place. And now that my GOLD HAS BEEN STOLEN, I have no reason not to inflict such things on you.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 00:06 |
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DrowningInDreams posted:Novel 1: A novelization of a series of four dreams about an evil Scythian Enaree who travels between worlds leaving carnage in her wake, fueled by the blood of dragons. Written in two days. what the gently caress is wrong with you?
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 00:09 |
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quote:Then Moses said, “I pray You, show me Your glory!” And He said, “I Myself will make all My goodness pass before you, and will proclaim the name of the LORD before you; and I will be gracious to whom I will be gracious, and will show compassion on whom I will show compassion.” But He said, “You cannot see My face, for no man can see Me and live!” Then the LORD said, “Behold, there is a place by Me, and you shall stand there on the rock; and it will come about, while My glory is passing by, that I will put you in the cleft of the rock and cover you with My hand until I have passed by. “Then I will take My hand away and you shall see My back, but My face shall not be seen.” If you go blind, experience extreme discomfort, throw up, find yourself screaming repeatedly, or otherwise experience bad effects while reading my work; THIS IS THE WRATH OF GOD, WHO YOU HAVE GLIMPSED TOO GREAT A PORTION OF.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 00:10 |
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DrowningInDreams posted:- Bible Mumpy Puffinz posted:what the gently caress is wrong with you?
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 00:11 |
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DrowningInDreams posted:Novel 1: A novelization of a series of four dreams about an evil Scythian Enaree who travels between worlds leaving carnage in her wake, fueled by the blood of dragons. Written in two days. Well at least they both sound much better than "Ethan Frome".
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 00:12 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:what the gently caress is wrong with you? Get the gently caress out of my thread Three-Phase posted:Well at least they both sound much better than "Ethan Frome". Thank you
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 00:13 |
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no
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 00:16 |
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DrowningInDreams posted:my life as a mentally ill 240lbs transsexual who thinks they're a dragon so you DO jizz in the cup
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 00:47 |
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Prince of Space posted:so you DO jizz in the cup lol
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 00:49 |
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I do not.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 00:57 |
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DrowningInDreams posted:I do not. we should break some things, kid
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 01:01 |
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DrowningInDreams posted:
wat did god goatse moses?
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 01:02 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:we should break some things, kid I want to break people and I have perfectly good guns for it, but I'm bound by oath not to.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 01:04 |
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DrowningInDreams posted:I want to break people and I have perfectly good guns for it, but I'm bound by oath not to. then we should go to the shooting range. Pretty sure they have people shaped targets
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 01:05 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:then we should go to the shooting range. I don't want to simulate hurting people, I want to actually hurt people. And technically, there's nothing preventing me from doing everything up to murdering someone as long as I stop before then, so at any time I could take my P238 and shoot someone in the gut and dick repeatedly, the knees, the elbows, whatever, so long as I don't kill them. I could take my benchmade and cause as much cosmetic damage as I like too. In that way I could potentially take out all my rage on a single unfortunate, at any moment, the thought of which helps to keep me sane. Though I would likely have to kill myself immediately afterward to maximize my ROI by avoiding the repercussions.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 01:08 |
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I once read a book where dragons were used as beasts of burden and food, but only female ones because no one knew how to get male dragons born in captivity. Also the main character and her mom made piss jewelry. She also got licked by a dragon. Down there. It was pretty messed up.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 01:13 |
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I also read a book that was a romance novel but with a lady and a dragon and the lady's dad tried to seduce her. Basically if a book has a dragon and a lady on the cover, don't get it.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 01:14 |
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DrowningInDreams posted:I don't want to simulate hurting people, I want to actually hurt people. And technically, there's nothing preventing me from doing everything up to murdering someone as long as I stop before then, so at any time I could take my P238 and shoot someone in the gut and dick repeatedly, the knees, the elbows, whatever, so long as I don't kill them. I could take my benchmade and cause as much cosmetic damage as I like too. In that way I could potentially take out all my rage on a single unfortunate, at any moment, the thought of which helps to keep me sane. Though I would likely have to kill myself immediately afterward to maximize my ROI by avoiding the repercussions. how old are you? do you know how guns and bullets work?
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 01:16 |
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DrowningInDreams posted:I don't want to simulate hurting people, I want to actually hurt people. And technically, there's nothing preventing me from doing everything up to murdering someone as long as I stop before then, so at any time I could take my P238 and shoot someone in the gut and dick repeatedly, the knees, the elbows, whatever, so long as I don't kill them. I could take my benchmade and cause as much cosmetic damage as I like too. In that way I could potentially take out all my rage on a single unfortunate, at any moment, the thought of which helps to keep me sane. Though I would likely have to kill myself immediately afterward to maximize my ROI by avoiding the repercussions. don't sign your posts
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 01:17 |
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I'm trying to think of a counterexample but I don't know enough dragon books, and my memory is terrible. Dragonriders of Pern had Lessa of Ruatha, and I don't know if she was on the cover alongside a dragon or not. Rainwilds chronicles I can't remember at all.Mumpy Puffinz posted:how old are you? I'm older than I would like to be. Anyway, it's just an idle fantasy that I wear around my neck, to keep next to my heart. Don't worry about it. I am a bad person but I'm a self-aware and sanctimonious bad person. If I actually did anything I couldn't justify continuing to be angry, and then where would I be? DrowningInDreams fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Aug 15, 2016 |
# ? Aug 15, 2016 01:18 |
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I read a book about dragons where most of the "dragons" in the world were actually these wingless, flameless draconids who fought alongside humans in armies with giants swords and armor it was pretty kickass:
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 01:32 |
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Ur not stuppsed to sit in the poison. Ur supposd to drink it, dummy.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 01:34 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 07:15 |
your mental illness is not as fascinating as you think it is. please take ur meds and talk to trusted friends and/or family. also please don't make "drake" your last name, holy lol
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 01:39 |