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Sup fellow Topaz Dragon 
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Aug 12, 2016 07:57
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 When ur tryna get ur photo taken at the DMV! lol  When ur tryna be a 'good guy' but ur GF just won't try anal  For when sometimes ya gotta shake all dem "tail scales" all up in the mirror haha lol *yeah!*  I WOULD DIE IF MY DRAGON-LORD DID THIS TO ME  
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Aug 12, 2016 08:15
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DrowningInDreams posted:Alright, so time to review Pete's Dragon! SPOILER ALERT OBVIOUSLY. My impressions are still really fresh so this is going to come off a bit messy. 
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Aug 12, 2016 23:57
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Stinky_Pete posted:I think it would be pretty cool if green dragons smoke weed. As far as breath attacks go, might I suggest starting with a corrosive gas attack or maybe even a tangling-vine-spore spray instead of fire? I know it might seem counter-intuitive when you're a *dragon* and all and so you want that super-obvious "party trick" move where you light someone's ciggie or spark that dank dragongrass joint with your own breath attack, but honestly if you go with the more eco-considerate breath attack options available to the green forest dragon clans then not only will you help prevent habitation loss but with a little skill, personal development, and magimedical gland training you too can design a potent personal breath attack power that sprays a mild hallucinatory gas in an area and causes a crop of dragongrass to grow spontaneously from the soil... so as far as "party tricks" go how d'ya like them dragoneggs?  :bongwizard:
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Aug 13, 2016 00:33
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Golden Dragon posted:I'm a dragon.  
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Aug 14, 2016 00:18
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DrowningInDreams posted:MAMMON SHALL RULE  DrowningInDreams posted:MAMMON SHALL RULE  DrowningInDreams posted:MAMMON SHALL RULE  DrowningInDreams posted:MAMMON SHALL RULE  DrowningInDreams posted:MAMMON SHALL RULE  DrowningInDreams posted:MAMMON SHALL RU-  DrowningInDreams posted:MAMMON SHALL- - -!  DrowningInDreams posted:SUMMON LAVOS   NOW LAVOS SHALL RULE  
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Aug 14, 2016 22:31
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Skypizza posted:What the gently caress is a fursona DINNER 
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Aug 14, 2016 23:55
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I read a book about dragons where most of the "dragons" in the world were actually these wingless, flameless draconids who fought alongside humans in armies with giants swords and armor it was pretty kickass:
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Aug 15, 2016 01:32
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:I read a book about dragons where most of the "dragons" in the world were actually these wingless, flameless draconids who fought alongside humans in armies with giants swords and armor it was pretty kickass: Of course the cover art for each installment would WILDLY affect how cool I thought the characters were.  Hell yeah leather jerkin & a magic sword, in this one Basil Broketail looks nimble- like a raptor!  Awesome, now we got ourselves a sick steel armor upgrade (and just in time for the swamp level, amirite???)  But then WHOA LAME Like Holy poo poo Basil became like a TREX-sized?? But he's afraid of lightning now what a goddam wuss in his metal armor (oh wait that makes sense lol Basil it's called science  ) OK Wait I take that back T-Rex Godmode is pretty ballin' once you cover up that dumbasses face and give him some foreign culture's legendary weaponry. I also remember the "kid" in this one ultimately had to seduce and gently caress his way out of a sorceress' illusion-world mind trap.   SIIIIIIIIICCCCCCKKKKKKKK!  Around this one Basil IIRC the Battledragon Basil hunts down a real *true* winged, fire-breathing dragon he's sent to slay, and guess what, it's a female dragon who's woken up from a lengthy hibernation and is now looking for a suitable mate!   Look at that sly dragon mother-fucker. I loved these books as a kid.
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Aug 15, 2016 01:59
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Aw  Even though that's a lot of weird motherly bosom going on it's not so bad...This one's a little less adorable at face value:   So tsundere and bad at cooking you are, blacku-duragganu-sempai! If I say I like it will you let me go?
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Aug 19, 2016 05:57
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