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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

good luck not picking the short straw OP

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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use a condom mate

and get ready to get mancum on ya

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Moridin920 posted:

you're going though right OP? i mean at worst it's weird as gently caress and you just bail what's to lose

Health and dignity

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

don't do it op

adultery is a sin whichever end of the spitroast you're on

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
Don't be alarmed if when you get there they've done up the whole suite like a kill room, & definitely don't struggle when the two burly men flanking the door just inside grab you and saran wrap you to a table, it's all just to accommodate the sexy times.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I recommend taking the butthole so that you don't get any sex diseases.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

a dog from hell posted:

Health and dignity

there's condoms for the first and the latter is just a bullshit societal construct

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Your moms house, is where you got invited, and I would like to know his name.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Moridin920 posted:

the latter is just a bullshit societal construct

lol that's going on your tombstone if that's the last thing i ever engrave

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

a hole-y ghost posted:

This is like when you squeeze your tongue between your lips to make it look like a 3rd lip but instead it's a piece of fried chicken.

:jackbud:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Yeah who even needs dignity

*poos pants, watches anime*

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

don't wear a condom

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
a gangbang is an important responsibility, op. if you're called on to fluff a dick you better fluff that dick to keep the gangbang on track.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Moridin920 posted:

there's condoms for the first and the latter is just a bullshit societal construct

Yes I know you are very stubborn and enlightened.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

if you plan on wearing a condom don't even bother going

Zenos Paradise
Apr 2, 2011

Did somebody say honeypot?
Go the the G-Bang and demand that everyone pays the "blowtax" as you whip out your shmorkey sausage

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Yeah wear two, just in case

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
double bagging increases condom failure rates

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

protip: if she makes you wear a condom just wear one of those magnums it will slide right off after a couple pumps

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Never gently caress people from the internet

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

a dog from hell posted:

Yes I know you are very stubborn and enlightened.

huh im just saying put your peepee into the hole?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Germstore posted:

double bagging increases condom failure rates

What about three then, smart guy

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

protip: if she makes you wear a condom just wear one of those magnums it will slide right off after a couple pumps

Only time a condom ever broke on me it was a magnum.

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

If you find a girl there that can pull off double vaginal/double anal, put a ring on it!

Zenos Paradise
Apr 2, 2011

Did somebody say honeypot?

a dog from hell posted:

Only time a condom ever broke on me it was a magnum.

I bet the teeny weenie condoms fit lik a glove, eh?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

lol welp have a good time OP

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




unless this is like your super fetish i cant imagine a gangbang being at all fun or good... like you get to have sex once but in a room full of guys who are just standing about jerking their floppy dicks trying to stay hard.

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
Bring rice krispie treats

those things are delicious

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Baxter posted:

Bring rice krispie treats

those things are delicious

prank the gangbangers by making them warm and gooey so they dont know if they are eating cum crispy treats!

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

DoctorCatapult posted:

I bet the teeny weenie condoms fit lik a glove, eh?

Weird angle to take considering the condom broke.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

hemale in pain posted:

a room full of guys who are just standing about jerking their floppy dicks trying to stay hard.
go on........

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Lol OPs gonna be waiting in line

https://youtu.be/dRW5vEyL_Ak

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
is it considered rude to bang one of the other dudes while you're waiting?

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Lol, your gonna end up in a tub of ice with your kidneys missing. Can't wait for the trip report :f5:

Zenos Paradise
Apr 2, 2011

Did somebody say honeypot?

a dog from hell posted:

Weird angle to take considering the condom broke.

Weird angle is what I call my peenus

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
imagine waiting in a line at a buffet but when you get to the front it's only a luke warm tray of dried out roast beef

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Germstore posted:

is it considered rude to bang one of the other dudes while you're waiting?

it's the height of manners actually

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Germstore posted:

imagine waiting in a line at a buffet but when you get to the front it's only a luke warm tray of dried out roast beef

do i get to gently caress the roast beef

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
"safety first!"

*invites a bunch of strangers to meet for sex in a hotel room*

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

hemale in pain posted:

unless this is like your super fetish i cant imagine a gangbang being at all fun or good... like you get to have sex once but in a room full of guys who are just standing about jerking their floppy dicks trying to stay hard.

Even pornstars are visibly annoyed during gangbang videos, and they're pros at making bad things look like they're good, plus they edit the videos

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