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DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

The Protagonist posted:

more gangs should bang, imo


gang bangers has been a double entendra the whole time? :psyboom:

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Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

a dog from hell posted:

Sounds like a a good way to look at cocks and get an STD. Count me in.

Zenos Paradise
Apr 2, 2011

Did somebody say honeypot?

DiHK posted:

gang bangers has been a double entendra the whole time? :psyboom:

Should call them gayngsters imho

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


OP is gonna puss out and say it was too weird

Zenos Paradise
Apr 2, 2011

Did somebody say honeypot?

I Own Soulz posted:

OP is gonna puss out and say it was too weird

That's what everyone will say about his weird schlongus

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Crowsbeak posted:

This is going to end with you and some crazy preachers daughter getting shot by the ATF. Fallowed by weed smoking hippies playing Gods trumpet over a siren.

Lol its not going to be nearly that good, nothing ever is.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
Gangbangs are only worth it if you can cum inside

Getting HIV that was is astonishingly rare.

Zenos Paradise
Apr 2, 2011

Did somebody say honeypot?

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

Gangbangs are only worth it if you can cum inside

Getting HIV that was is astonishingly rare.

They call him, the Doobiest maxximus

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005
byoc

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Op is currently gangbanging

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm


i think the organizers will provide the op with a cumdump, he doesnt need to bring his own :rolleyes:

Cliche Guevara
Dec 12, 2005
whistlebritches
Spoke to her on the phone an hour ago. Pretty brief call. She basically stated she had a few "regulars" that would be there, and mentioned her Marine boyfriend would be there as well.

Uh yeah. I get off work at 4, and its around 830 so....will try to update everyone in between

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Cliche Guevara posted:

Spoke to her on the phone an hour ago. Pretty brief call. She basically stated she had a few "regulars" that would be there, and mentioned her Marine boyfriend would be there as well.

Uh yeah. I get off work at 4, and its around 830 so....will try to update everyone in between

Please do thank you

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

how fat are you OP?

this affects the dynamic here

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

on a scale from chunky ---> immobile please

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
gbs waits with bated breath

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Moridin920 posted:

gbs waits with bated breath

don't put that kind of pressure on him, you'll put him off his stroke

Cliche Guevara
Dec 12, 2005
whistlebritches

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

how fat are you OP?

this affects the dynamic here

6'3 220ish but looks slender to average due to my ht

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Cliche Guevara posted:

6'3 220ish but looks slender to average due to my ht

Slender at 220?

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000

a dog from hell posted:

Slender at 220?

in the context of internet message boards, 220 is positively svelte

GBS waits with bad breath

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
OP better livepost to document this like Hunter S. Thompson in Hell's Angels

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
w... what's his name?

New Wave Jose
Aug 20, 2008
Good luck OP. Grab a tits for me!

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Cliche Guevara posted:

Spoke to her on the phone an hour ago. Pretty brief call. She basically stated she had a few "regulars" that would be there, and mentioned her Marine boyfriend would be there as well.

Uh yeah. I get off work at 4, and its around 830 so....will try to update everyone in between

Live post before, during and after gangbang. Get interviews if you can!

a dog from hell posted:

Slender at 220?

Baxter posted:

in the context of internet message boards, 220 is positively svelte

GBS waits with bad breath

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I've joined Fatlife too, how do I get laid

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



good luck. we're all counting on you.

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Do you have any fetishises other than gangbangs op

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
lol, it's a marine wife. good luck finding the vagina.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

op, don't wear a condom

Cliche Guevara
Dec 12, 2005
whistlebritches

MeatwadIsGod posted:

OP better livepost to document this like Hunter S. Thompson in Hell's Angels

As much as I would like to do this its out of the realm of possibility. It'd be more feasible in the context of if I were waiting in the hotel lot, killing time and then just bailing out.

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

Smythe posted:

here are 3 pics of a mc gangbang that i ordered a while ago (golden arches secret menu item)






brb getting one of these.. not gonna use that name to order it tho

Cliche Guevara
Dec 12, 2005
whistlebritches

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

Do you have any fetishises other than gangbangs op

Yes

And this is not really my first time at the rodeo - I have been in a 3some once before but never a gangbang.
The idea of this many people is sort of intimidating. We shall see.

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
see if you can work in a "support are troops" reference, as you literally support one of our troops

Ivan Yurkinov
Jan 13, 2010

Germstore posted:

lol, it's a marine wife. good luck finding the vagina.

So marine wife = mermaid? Wow... Mind Blown. I am now actually very interested, in a totally detached, scientific way. For science, OP!

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
seems like a real pain tbh OP

gird your loins and goonspeed

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

What are your fetishes

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
please to let us know how many of the over-40 set you run into

heh

"run into"

as in, with your dik :grin:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


ElectricSheep posted:

please to let us know how many of the over-40 set you run into

heh

"run into"

as in, with your dik :grin:

lmao drat do you write for Fallon

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
Rule #1 - Be first in line and leave when you are finished.

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Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
imagine a ballsack slapping on a human face forever

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