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ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Celluloid Sam posted:

lmao drat do you write for Fallon

i laughed at my own joke five times before i hit submit

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Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

ElectricSheep posted:

i laughed at my own joke five times before i hit submit

That's a good sign to post though

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

ElectricSheep posted:

please to let us know how many of the over-40 set you run into

heh

"run into"

as in, with your dik :grin:

talkin bmi, right?

cnut
May 3, 2016

There will be lots of "suck my dick, you fuckman" going on, be prepared!

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

jarofpiss posted:

talkin bmi, right?

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
GBS = gang banger strategies


Wear a bandana as a face mask and bring extra ammo and try to stay hydrated op

Jesustheastronaut! fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Aug 11, 2016

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Baxter posted:

in the context of internet message boards, 220 is positively svelte

GBS waits with bad breath

yea 220 being 6'3" isn't really fat.



that guy is a inch taller according to GiS so yea, OP probably doesn't look like pancake goon

SheepNameKiller
Jun 19, 2004

Snatch Duster posted:

yea 220 being 6'3" isn't really fat.



that guy is a inch taller according to GiS so yea, OP probably doesn't look like pancake goon

220 is in fact fat for 6'3" unless you're all muscle

It's not grossly obese but you're definitely thick and potbellied at that weight

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
more of big don's boys imo

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

SheepNameKiller posted:

220 is in fact fat for 6'3" unless you're all muscle

It's not grossly obese but you're definitely thick and potbellied at that weight

Lol what is your reference, a loving string bean looking mother fuckers?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Did you win the gangebang OP???

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
ok, here is a guy that is 6'3" 175 lbs which is "healthy" BMI for men.



Yea id rather be the obese bigdonboy

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
He probably don't look like bigdonboy either. the truth is most likely :siren: somewhere in the middle :siren:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ehhhh im 6'2" and when im sub 180 i look freaking jacked

im probably closer to 185-190 right now and its definitely a good weight

those BMI things has always been notoriously messed i would only take it with a grain of salt

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Did you get any cool diseases? Did you nut on dude?

Cliche Guevara
Dec 12, 2005
whistlebritches

Germstore posted:

He probably don't look like bigdonboy either. the truth is most likely :siren: somewhere in the middle :siren:

You're correct - I have some muscle but it's tight and I'm not bulky, so it doesn't show. I have noticeable weight but eh

Just got this text:

My little party is at the ***** - at *****. Come at 7:30. Text for the room # and bring your condoms. Be on time. See you soon!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Snatch Duster posted:

ok, here is a guy that is 6'3" 175 lbs which is "healthy" BMI for men.



Yea id rather be the obese bigdonboy

1. Marfan's Syndrome is no joke

2. Weren't BMI standards set by like how people were in the 1950s just before meat, white flour, and sugar goods became the cheapest food sources for most people and ballooned us all up alongside athletes taking advantage of the calorie surplus? I'm not saying they're wrong but it stands to reason we'd all see those measurements as skinny compared to everyone's lard/muscle rear end today.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
what ever you do, do not bring condoms

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

be on time i can not stress this enough

5 minutes late and the gang bang leaves without you

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

mind the walrus posted:

1. Marfan's Syndrome is no joke

2. Weren't BMI standards set by like how people were in the 1950s just before meat, white flour, and sugar goods became the cheapest food sources for most people and ballooned us all up alongside athletes taking advantage of the calorie surplus? I'm not saying they're wrong but it stands to reason we'd all see those measurements as skinny compared to everyone's lard/muscle rear end today.

Why don't you gently caress off back to pyf and masterbate to more cosplay pics you creep?

InternetOfTwinks
Apr 2, 2011

Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just bad
I'm hovering over the 5, op deliver

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
is there gonna be hors d'oeuvres? no gangbang is complete without some fig and olive tampenade

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Cliche Guevara posted:

You're correct - I have some muscle but it's tight and I'm not bulky, so it doesn't show. I have noticeable weight but eh

Just got this text:

My little party is at the ***** - at *****. Come at 7:30. Text for the room # and bring your condoms. Be on time. See you soon!

Good luck op! If you don't update we'll just assumed that the gangbang was a stick up and it went wrong!

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

op you're going to get sodomised a whole bunch

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Buy a GoPro

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy
OP don't forget the password!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke0nzpMIyNo

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Pudding Huxtable posted:

is there gonna be hors d'oeuvres? no gangbang is complete without some fig and olive tampenade

Wouldn't a White Castle crave case be more appropriate?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Remember to drink plenty of fluids don't want to cramp up.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

numberoneposter posted:

Remember to drink plenty of fluids don't want to cramp up.

He'll be covered in plenty of fluids so won't need to worry about bringing his own, hth

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

speaking of huge pricks OP you're seriously going to get an awful lot of attention from some

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
\
:backtowork:
Relax and have fun, OP, and don't be a dick.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Do you play an instrument like acoustic guitar or accordion? Maybe chiptunes? You could provide some musical accompaniment to the festivities!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i would bring a few tubes of pringles and a couple six packs of lemonade alcopops (and maybe some weed if thats ur thing) to an orgy for sure you will be a hero OP

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
it's very important that you are ON TIME

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

don't be late, it's first come first served

you don't want to miss out on the spread

by which i mean the doritos and hard cheeses

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Smythe posted:

here are 3 pics of a mc gangbang that i ordered a while ago (golden arches secret menu item)







I have a coworker who will only eat these if he's at McDonalds.

That is my thrilling story, Godbless

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000

Snatch Duster posted:

yea 220 being 6'3" isn't really fat.



that guy is a inch taller according to GiS so yea, OP probably doesn't look like pancake goon

Yeah I didn't really mean to imply 220=automatic fatty. It was more of a throwaway joke about the average weight of Internet people.

Bedevere
Jun 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer
Hope this isn't her...




Good luck soldier, and keep a helmet on it!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Baxter posted:

Yeah I didn't really mean to imply 220=automatic fatty. It was more of a throwaway joke about the average weight of Internet people.
i thot it was a good joke IMO

GBS = THE JOKE FACTORY

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Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

I've been 6'2 and 220 twice.

Once when I was fat.

Three years later after I cut to 177 and slowly built it back in muscle.

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