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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
where is the god drat OP!??!!

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Egbert Souse posted:

OP shouted SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM when he reached orgasm

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


starting to lose interest OP

better make with the tales of how the chunky old man behind you in the gangbang conga line kept trying to smell your hair while the black guy with the huge rock hard donger hogged all the action for like 20 minutes

the crowd is getting restless

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Smythe posted:

where is the god drat OP!??!!
Smythe...it's time to pack it up. Call his mother and give her the bad news :(

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Please ban the op if he doesn't come back

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

Please ban the op if he doesn't come back

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
did u cum u loving peice of poo poo.

King Lou
Jun 3, 2004
They say the fittest shall survive, yet the unfit may live

Got bored waiting for OP to spill the goods on his Or-Gee adventure. Going outside to watch the meteor shower and witness creation splooge across the sky.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
also that is a legit username dude lol

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





OP prolly didn't get picked during cuck cuck goose and had to just sit out like some loser in elementary school. Even the fat kids get picked to watch them attempt to run and waddle.

clam the FUCK down
Dec 20, 2013

VICTORY FOR THE FORCES OF DEMOCRATIC FREEDOM!

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
OPs balls must be at critical levels of cum depletion.. holy poo poo

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
how many freaking hot loads of inert spunk can OP extrude?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Smythe posted:

how many freaking hot loads of inert spunk can OP extrude?

Good Canadian Boy
May 12, 2013

How attractive was this woman on a scale of 1-10 OP?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
did u sow the bitch with cum as if with abels blood

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Smythe posted:

how many freaking hot loads of inert spunk can OP extrude?
lmao

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

got my wiener out ready to hear about some gangbangin cum on op where you at

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
OP is buried under 9000 pounds of undulating corpulent swinger flesh. Clawing at and maiming his delicate hole, stretching his smegma laden member like taffy. his fingernails searching endless, hopelessly, for traction in the soiled berber carpet. wracked with agony and slipping into oblivion he cries out "DRAD_BERT! TAKE ME NOW!"

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Smythe posted:

OP is buried under 9000 pounds of ungulating corpulent swinger flesh. Clawing at and maiming his delicate hole, stretching his smegma laden member like taffy. his fingernails searching endless, hopelessly, for traction in the soiled berber carpet. wracked with agony and slipping into oblivion he cries out "DRAD_BERT! TAKE ME NOW!"

the molasses of prose

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

Smythe posted:

OP is buried under 9000 pounds of undulating corpulent swinger flesh. Clawing at and maiming his delicate hole, stretching his smegma laden member like taffy. his fingernails searching endless, hopelessly, for traction in the soiled berber carpet. wracked with agony and slipping into oblivion he cries out "DRAD_BERT! TAKE ME NOW!"

that is poetry. drat.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

He probably just went home but got too ashamed to come back in this thread empty handed, so hes reading these epic owns from the safety of his pillow fort.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Cliche Guevara posted:

I'm out! Update soon

you better

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
preemptively voted 5

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

At village inn rn still got my wiener out what the heck op this is getting embarrassing

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Ya was hopin to jerk to this thread, little worried that the OP is in a shame-spiral but he is probably sleeping after loving a stranger in a room full of men. Maybe this is a good time to organize a gbs gb; looking for fluffers or suckboys, hopefully can find a girl to be fuckslut or else it's just a jerkcircle; post itt if u r interested

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

He's not posting because after they took his kidneys they took his phone.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Sintax posted:

Ya was hopin to jerk to this thread, little worried that the OP is in a shame-spiral but he is probably sleeping after loving a stranger in a room full of men. Maybe this is a good time to organize a gbs gb; looking for fluffers or suckboys, hopefully can find a girl to be fuckslut or else it's just a jerkcircle; post itt if u r interested

change my name to suckboy plz

The Good Queen Clitoris
May 11, 2008

You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly, bravo sir!

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

Please ban the op if he doesn't come back

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


GBS got blueballed

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
This thread should have been a toxx of some sort, but I'm not sure about the rules.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

We don't need the OP anyway, we'll have our own gangbang.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Moon Atari posted:

We don't need the OP anyway, we'll have our own gangbang.

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

zenintrude posted:

GBS got blueballed

this needs to be the new thread title.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Lol this dude got loving murdered and carved up for black market organs

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Kuato posted:

When you get nervous just imagine everyone else is naked.

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

OP right now

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Smythe posted:

where is the god drat OP!??!!

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
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:backtowork:
Come on mate waiting for the trip report. Here are some guiding questions:

Was there anyone waiting outside the door?

Was there a secret knock?

Who answered the door?

Was the person who answered the door clothed?

Was the event in progress when you entered the room?

Was this w4mm or mw4mm? As in, did the gal organise this or was it her bf or husband's idea?

Were the participants masked?

Were pictures taken?

Did you have to wait your turn, or did it flow more "naturally"?

Did you bring your own raincoat or was it supplied?

Did everyone mostly enjoy themselves or was it awkward?

Please submit in essay format.

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I'm a bit surprised that other women would be there tbh, were they the gf's of some of the participants? What did they do? I cannot imagine too many classy dames that would be down for that.

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