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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

carrion kit posted:

make sure you save up all your spit on the drive there so when you arrive you have plenty of drool to lube up everyones hole & dick, if this is your first time you're obligated to be the spit guy

the industry term is "fluffer"


a dog from hell posted:

Sounds like a a good way to look at cocks and get an STD. Count me out.

count me in!

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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

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The Protagonist posted:

i just wanna see how dumpy these people are


oh they're gonna be dumpy af

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

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don't do it op

adultery is a sin whichever end of the spitroast you're on

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

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Moridin920 posted:

the latter is just a bullshit societal construct

lol that's going on your tombstone if that's the last thing i ever engrave

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

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Germstore posted:

is it considered rude to bang one of the other dudes while you're waiting?

it's the height of manners actually

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

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how fat are you OP?

this affects the dynamic here

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

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on a scale from chunky ---> immobile please

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

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Moridin920 posted:

gbs waits with bated breath

don't put that kind of pressure on him, you'll put him off his stroke

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

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don't be late, it's first come first served

you don't want to miss out on the spread

by which i mean the doritos and hard cheeses

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

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Big Beef City posted:

Hoping everything turned out well for you, OP.
And that weren't stabbed to death or beaten within an inch of your life for your wallet and lost the Subway gift card your mom gave you for christmas that still has $4.87 left on it.
Goon bless.

i don't really care if he was stabbed or can't eat fresh but i need closure

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

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Smythe posted:

where is the god drat OP!??!!

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

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Automatic Retard posted:

This thread is gayer than AIDS.
Good thing I didn't start wanking

i did, but im gay

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

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i'll keep laughing for a bit longer thanks

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

it's time, Smythe.... deploy the mod challenge :twisted:

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

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Ibogaine posted:

In case OP got murderer and his post gangbang messages were written by his killer, let me tell you buddy: Account sharing is a bannable offense!

shhh the gangbang killer is probably a better poster

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

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welp that sure was a thing.

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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Zzulu posted:

Seems to me a pro gangbanger would always go first? Why would you want to go after the other pasty middle aged dudes had their turn? Why would you want to stand back watching the rhytmic slapping of the other guys balls as they pound the girl, their depressed anus staring you in the eyes

op's not a pro...yet

goldmine and stop being cheap smitty, shoot the OP a novelty oversized gangbang av for his trouble, he's earned it

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