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a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Sounds like a a good way to look at cocks and get an STD. Count me out.

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a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
You should wait for all the other guys to finish so its slippery in there. Friction might be a problem but you have the excitation from the other men's cum going for you.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Moridin920 posted:

you're going though right OP? i mean at worst it's weird as gently caress and you just bail what's to lose

Health and dignity

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I recommend taking the butthole so that you don't get any sex diseases.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Moridin920 posted:

there's condoms for the first and the latter is just a bullshit societal construct

Yes I know you are very stubborn and enlightened.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

protip: if she makes you wear a condom just wear one of those magnums it will slide right off after a couple pumps

Only time a condom ever broke on me it was a magnum.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

DoctorCatapult posted:

I bet the teeny weenie condoms fit lik a glove, eh?

Weird angle to take considering the condom broke.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Crowsbeak posted:

This is going to end with you and some crazy preachers daughter getting shot by the ATF. Fallowed by weed smoking hippies playing Gods trumpet over a siren.

Lol its not going to be nearly that good, nothing ever is.

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a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Cliche Guevara posted:

6'3 220ish but looks slender to average due to my ht

Slender at 220?

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