I just got invited to a gangbang.

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Zenos Paradise: Apr 2, 2011; Did somebody say honeypot?

You came to tge right place sense this is GBS: Gang Bang Sentral :wink:

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Zenos Paradise: Apr 2, 2011; Did somebody say honeypot?

Go the the G-Bang and demand that everyone pays the "blowtax" as you whip out your shmorkey sausage

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 00:12

Zenos Paradise: Apr 2, 2011; Did somebody say honeypot?

a dog from hell posted:

Only time a condom ever broke on me it was a magnum.

I bet the teeny weenie condoms fit lik a glove, eh?

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 00:21

Zenos Paradise: Apr 2, 2011; Did somebody say honeypot?

a dog from hell posted:

Weird angle to take considering the condom broke.

Weird angle is what I call my peenus

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 00:35

Zenos Paradise: Apr 2, 2011; Did somebody say honeypot?

Germstore posted:

imagine waiting in a line at a buffet but when you get to the front it's only a luke warm tray of dried out roast beef

It's called the molden corral

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 00:51

Zenos Paradise: Apr 2, 2011; Did somebody say honeypot?

Roargasm posted:

OP is a "big" bird iykwim :smug:

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 01:47

Zenos Paradise: Apr 2, 2011; Did somebody say honeypot?

Prof. Lurker posted:

you are going to get robbed op

Only thing Op will lose is his virginiaty

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 02:23

Zenos Paradise: Apr 2, 2011; Did somebody say honeypot?

How many engravings do you normally do, Mr. I. Boner?

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 02:54

Zenos Paradise: Apr 2, 2011; Did somebody say honeypot?

My name is Buck and I like to PARTY!!

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 03:11

Zenos Paradise: Apr 2, 2011; Did somebody say honeypot?

Crowsbeak posted:

This is going to end with you and some crazy preachers daughter getting shot by the ATF. Fallowed by weed smoking hippies playing Gods trumpet over a siren.

Sounds like a classic win/wim situation

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 03:19

Zenos Paradise: Apr 2, 2011; Did somebody say honeypot?

Op should woo allof his fellow gang bangsters wit his sick posting skills

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 03:32

Zenos Paradise: Apr 2, 2011; Did somebody say honeypot?

Wizzle posted:

Didn't this happen once in GBS a few years back?

A bunch of goons tried to turn it in to comedy by showing up to the gangbang meeting with tophats and coattails or something and a powerpoint presentation on why gangbangs were bad and then the D-List pornstar found the thread and become a goon.

Yep. That's my story.

Ah yes, sounds like a jolly goon meat

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 03:45