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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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the gang that bangs together hangs together

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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a gangbang is an important responsibility, op. if you're called on to fluff a dick you better fluff that dick to keep the gangbang on track.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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double bagging increases condom failure rates

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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is it considered rude to bang one of the other dudes while you're waiting?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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imagine waiting in a line at a buffet but when you get to the front it's only a luke warm tray of dried out roast beef

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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lol, it's a marine wife. good luck finding the vagina.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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He probably don't look like bigdonboy either. the truth is most likely :siren: somewhere in the middle :siren:

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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Are gangbangs the OPs fetish or is he just going because being tenth in line to bang a dependapotamus is the only way he can get some strange? I can respect the former but not the latter.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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Big Beef City posted:

Hoping everything turned out well for you, OP.
And that weren't stabbed to death or beaten within an inch of your life for your wallet and lost the Subway gift card your mom gave you for christmas that still has $4.87 left on it.
Goon bless.

At least somebody would get a six inch.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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OP, tell us the hotel chain!

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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doesn't sound like it. maybe look for some other random perv and follow him up.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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godspeed, gangbang goon

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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OP, why have you forsaken your people in their hour of greatest need?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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I have written a parody of Gay Bar for this thread. It's just Gay Bar with every instance of "Gay Bar" changed to "Gangbang." No other changes were necessary.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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timp posted:

drat dude you're like the Weird Al of our generation, how do you come up with this stuff?

Inspiration, my man, who knows how it works.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

i kinda wanna say three, plus the one they all gently caress

:agreed:

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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Pretending to be better than the other guys there because you're just there to "observe human behavior" or some poo poo. Shameful.

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