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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Tonight begins Jimmys transformation into a 1st round pick from some dumb team.

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midwat
May 6, 2007

I am prepared for bad football. Woo!

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Everyone, a few years ago posted:

Tonight begins mallets transformation into a 1st round pick from some dumb team.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Stan White looks like a 200-year-old leather handbag that's been left on the highway for a week.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Mallett was so irredeemably bad at everything.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

second round draft pick fucks up an extra point :laffo:

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
I'll always love Ryan Mallet for saving the one good game of his career for the Steelers last year but I still throw up in my mouth a little when I see him in a Ravens uniform.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

GrimGypsy posted:

second round draft pick fucks up an extra point :laffo:

Ar you loving serious

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

FizFashizzle posted:

excited for my 11th season of watching football on tv and typing about it on this messageboard with you fine folks

hell same but like seven instead

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Aguay:lol:

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
:doink:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Hey Buccaneers,







Nice 2nd round pick





To bring to the circus






Idiots

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Waiting for Bears/Broncos on my local station and they have an "Inside the Bears" special going on before it and I hope Chicago is destroyed by plague

midwat
May 6, 2007

I'm morbidly interested in Jacoby Brissett, because I'm baffled at the pick

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







the bucs

the bucs never change

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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GrimGypsy posted:

second round draft pick fucks up an extra point :laffo:

cut him

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Petite Dinklage posted:

Waiting for Bears/Broncos on my local station and they have an "Inside the Bears" special going on before it and I hope Chicago is destroyed by plague

If you're lucky it'll just be a live feed of a bunch of half-digested salmon.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Now THAT is how you start a season, Saints. Nice deep pass from Brees to Cooks.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Mallett was so irredeemably bad at everything.

Mallett was great because he was the first "highly" drafted QB that we thought may be taking over after Brady and a look into what BB thought the future of the franchise at the QB position and he picked Mallett and we all kinda shrugged like "Bill r u ok? well he's the genius"

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Silly Burrito posted:

Now THAT is how you start a season, Saints. Nice deep pass from Brees to Cooks.

And then Ingram fumbles.

:sigh:

midwat
May 6, 2007

Preseason!

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Local CW station just played an add for a pastor's tv show where he rails against premarital sex and homosexual marriage, didn't know Tony Dungy had money in the network

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Who takes a knee in preseason. Come on son.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
hi dinklage

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

GrimGypsy posted:

second round draft pick fucks up an extra point :laffo:

lmao

That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
Yeah Cyrus, kill it.

midwat
May 6, 2007

Marcus Cannon in the game, JimmyG gonna get killed

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Panthers black pants look pretty drat cool imo

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Hey, Jets fans, I hate to tell you this, but your D-Line must suck because our offensive line is a shambles right now

Samadhi
May 13, 2001


Sup man, do you want to join me in my search for Jesus's divine guiding light

http://pastorsstudy.org/

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I can't wait for Dobson to show promise and then utterly disappoint for the 4th season in a row.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







why the christ is fozzy whitaker in the game

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

I conceptually like the idea of a bad Jets run D

That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
Shocked, I am.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Nice pocket presence Jimmy

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Petite Dinklage posted:

Sup man, do you want to join me in my search for Jesus's divine guiding light

http://pastorsstudy.org/

Is this Wisconsin Synod. I'm ELCA. Wisconsin Synod scares me.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Not gonna lie, hearing the Fox football theme music always gets me ready for the season.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

I also conceptually like the idea of the Jimmy G Pats getting bodied by the Saints D

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Is this Wisconsin Synod. I'm ELCA. Wisconsin Synod scares me.

Nah man, hardcore rural Minnesota Lutheran*

quote:

Tom Brock was born in Omaha, Nebraska and graduated from Bethel College in St. Paul Minnesota with a degree in Biblical and Theological Studies. He received a Masters of Divinity degree from Luther Seminary in St. Paul, Minnesota. He was ordained a Lutheran pastor in 1979 and served Hope Lutheran Church in Minneapolis for 29 years. He served on the board of reform groups attempting to bring Biblical renewal to the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America before he left that denomination over their position on issues such as abortion, homosexuality and universalism. Pastor Brock for 24 years has had a television ministry in Minneapolis and now can be seen nationwide.


*freelance apparently

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Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
Jimmy looks very bad

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