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blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

Why the gently caress are LA fans wearing watermelons on their loving heads

# ? Aug 14, 2016 03:02

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# ? May 7, 2024 15:48

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

blue squares posted:

Why the gently caress are LA fans wearing watermelons on their loving heads

Because watermelon is delicious

# ? Aug 14, 2016 03:03

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

actually watermelon is a flavorless waste of time

# ? Aug 14, 2016 03:04

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Metapod posted:

Because watermelon is delicious

This is understandable

# ? Aug 14, 2016 03:05

Scionix: Oct 17, 2009; hoog emm xDDD

blue squares posted:

actually watermelon is a flavorless waste of time

# ? Aug 14, 2016 03:04

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

blue squares posted:

actually watermelon is a flavorless waste of time

I'm going to pretend you didn't say this and allow a redo

# ? Aug 14, 2016 03:07

Bonham: Aug 14, 2009; Kill! Kill! Kill!

Oh poo poo Jameil Showers with play of the week

# ? Aug 14, 2016 03:08

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Why do they keep showing these people in the stands

# ? Aug 14, 2016 03:09

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

Bonham posted:

Oh poo poo Jameil Showers with play of the week

Romo must be coaching them

# ? Aug 14, 2016 03:09

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Lol mett

Hell yeah byard

# ? Aug 14, 2016 03:12

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

Welp you're cut Tennessee rookie TE

# ? Aug 14, 2016 03:14

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Lmao Jerry Jones

# ? Aug 14, 2016 03:16

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

Mettenburger sucks lol

# ? Aug 14, 2016 03:18

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

https://twitter.com/BLAQMENCH/status/764640357204299777

Hot Take of the Day

# ? Aug 14, 2016 03:18

Afro: May 29, 2007; Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit

i've missed you gruden :allears:

# ? Aug 14, 2016 03:18

General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

Why haven't the Rams gotten back to their old uniforms like yesterday?

# ? Aug 14, 2016 03:21

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

CARDALE JONES loving OWNS

# ? Aug 14, 2016 03:26

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

fsif posted:

CARDALE JONES loving OWNS

Ohio State fans last year, before he lost his starting job in like 3 weeks.

# ? Aug 14, 2016 03:26

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Grittybeard posted:

Ohio State fans last year, before he lost his starting job in like 3 weeks.

Well I'm speaking largely in the context of having him as your QB in the last two minutes of a preseason game

# ? Aug 14, 2016 03:31

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

fsif posted:

Well I'm speaking largely in the context of having him as your QB in the last two minutes of a preseason game

the final piece of the team is locked in place

# ? Aug 14, 2016 03:32

schweens: Jan 14, 2011; kakarot ain't got shit on me

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Mettenburger sucks lol

Won't be in the nfl by 2017

# ? Aug 14, 2016 03:32

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

this is garbagetime now Titans it's ok to put Henry in the wildcat just to see how it feels

# ? Aug 14, 2016 03:40

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

SANKEY

# ? Aug 14, 2016 03:41

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

The Chargers really should have considered investing a high draft pick on bulking up their defense

# ? Aug 14, 2016 03:42

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

How long until Spruce ends up on the Patriots

# ? Aug 14, 2016 03:51

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Oh jesus not the Sean Mannion quick passing attack

# ? Aug 14, 2016 03:53

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Ram's defense

Same goes for Cowboy's clock management.

# ? Aug 14, 2016 04:01

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Rams win tha superbowl

# ? Aug 14, 2016 04:05

Afro: May 29, 2007; Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit

FIRST TIME posted:

Ram's defense

Same goes for Cowboy's clock management.

seriously wtf they let 30 seconds burn with like a minute 15 seconds on the clock

# ? Aug 14, 2016 04:07

EvilBeard: Apr 24, 2003; Big Q's House of Pancakes; Fun Shoe

fsif posted:

CARDALE JONES loving OWNS

His mechanics are a poo poo show. Multiple times his footwork failed and he just airmailed or shortarmed balls because it was all arm.

He has promise as a project, but he has some serious issues.

# ? Aug 14, 2016 04:10

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

Titans end up with almost 300 rushing yards :eyepop:

# ? Aug 14, 2016 04:19

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Titans end up with almost 300 rushing yards

Gonna happen when it matter too :getin:

# ? Aug 14, 2016 04:21

Scionix: Oct 17, 2009; hoog emm xDDD

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Titans end up with almost 300 rushing yards

UR AN ALLSTAR

# ? Aug 14, 2016 04:21

incompetent: Jun 4, 2013

Scionix posted:

UR AN ALLSTAR

get your lame on, go play

# ? Aug 14, 2016 13:40

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Raku posted:

The Chargers really should have considered investing a high draft pick on bulking up their defense

Do you really expect them to forgo $5 worth of interest income? Absurd!

# ? Aug 14, 2016 16:26

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Texans @ 49ers kicks off in 30 minutes, for some analysis on the 49ers offseason moves, we throw it over to Alex, Alex:

https://twitter.com/immolations/status/764592098494541824

Thank you Alex.

# ? Aug 14, 2016 23:25

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I m ready to board Chip Kelly's Wild Ride.

# ? Aug 14, 2016 23:38

Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Try not to be too embarrassing, 49ers :ohdear:

# ? Aug 14, 2016 23:48

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
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Let's go Texans! Make the 9ers regret firing Tomsula!

# ? Aug 14, 2016 23:52

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# ? May 7, 2024 15:48

Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Gabbert's first throw is a missed screen. Follows it with a missed dump off.

Yup.

# ? Aug 15, 2016 00:08

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