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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
The Chip Kelly experience is a dumpster fire

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Voodoo
Jun 3, 2003

m2sbr what
Looking good for #TeamKap so far!

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



working stream if anyone wants:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI6mRrZbat4

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

#buttplug

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
It's hosed up that Blaine Gabbart, a washed up QB, is younger than me. :corsair:

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!
This is what I'm looking at. thanks Channel 5/Comcast!

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

hahahaha

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Get owned

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
This is just what the doctor ordered.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Blaine the Train Gabbert.

Prediction: Chip is going to make Gabbert look good for at least 9-10 games in 2016 and some stupid rear end team will pay him a bunch of money to start next year.

Quiet Feet fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Aug 15, 2016

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
I don't understand what just happened. How did Vance not drop that ball??

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Hey, Verizon lets me watch this game on my phone, for free!

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
has the starting qb for the niners been decided yet

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
I'm liking what I'm seeing out of Brock.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Who's the kickass guard that allowed the Texans to not draft a franchise quarterback?

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!

Lessail posted:

has the starting qb for the niners been decided yet

All the beat writers think that it was Gabberts job the whole time, and it doesn't help that Kap is injured. So the answer is essentially yes.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Start Thad chip

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

coronaball posted:

All the beat writers think that it was Gabberts job the whole time, and it doesn't help that Kap is injured. So the answer is essentially yes.

good then i can laugh at kap

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Cruel and Unusual posted:

Hey, Verizon lets me watch this game on my phone, for free!

I would hold out for a better deal. Maybe you can squeeze a $10 out of them.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Ahahahahaha Auburn kick 6 out of nowhere

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!
Mike Davis was an absolute zero last year so this is somewhat promising

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
They just showed a Vernon Davis Jamba Juice ad and I can't stop laughing.

DrunkPanda
Apr 24, 2005
I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

I tuned in late and didn't get to see Osweiler. Did he suck as badly as his stats look like he did?

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
Niners D looking surprisingly good.

DrunkPanda
Apr 24, 2005
I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

blue squares posted:

Why the gently caress are LA fans wearing watermelons on their loving heads

Watermelon is awesome. Why the gently caress wouldn't you wear one on your head?

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

DrunkPanda posted:

I tuned in late and didn't get to see Osweiler. Did he suck as badly as his stats look like he did?

Yes it was delightful

DrunkPanda
Apr 24, 2005
I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

Metapod posted:

Yes it was delightful

Excellent *steeples fingers like Mr. Burns*

Voodoo
Jun 3, 2003

m2sbr what

Coldforge posted:

They just showed a Vernon Davis Jamba Juice ad and I can't stop laughing.
My friend is a Redskins fan, and was texting me bitching about Davis' lack of hands (and dropping TDs) was only made worse by how much I complained about it the last couple of years.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
There's like no difference between Chip Kelly's preseason offense and the one he runs in the regular season, right?

Cuz so far this guy I've never heard of is his starter

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
The thing that people don't understand about the first few weeks of preseason football is that it is the best weeks for football comedy. Watching borderline NFL players flail wildly for a roster spot while coaches throw out random things to see what sticks leads to magic every year

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

Niners CBs actually look ok. Mike Davis looking MUCH better. Gabbert sloppy as gently caress. Line looking a little better. I love Aaron Lynch's lazy "Ah gently caress this" then exploding into a sack.

DrunkPanda
Apr 24, 2005
I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

What the hell? Why is Vince Wilfork in a Texans uniform?

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

DrunkPanda posted:

What the hell? Why is Vince Wilfork in a Texans uniform?

He goes where the barbeque is.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

DrunkPanda posted:

What the hell? Why is Vince Wilfork in a Texans uniform?

Man's gotta eat

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
Preseason NFL's fun when I watch bubble players get themselves fired by muffing punts.

DrunkPanda
Apr 24, 2005
I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

How funny would it be if Osweiler followed up a season where he got benched for Manning with a season where he got benched for Tom Savage? Savage does look pretty decent so far

DrunkPanda
Apr 24, 2005
I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

That Texans offensive line looks like the Broncos offensive line from last year, lol

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
Is Tom Savage an elite NFL quarterback? Probably not.

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Hahaha those Driskell Florida stats

What a dumpster fire

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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Democrazy posted:

Hahaha those Driskell Florida stats

What a dumpster fire

I'm legit enjoying the commentators trying to upsell Driskell.

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