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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Gay Weed Dad posted:


I can't stop googling 'lovely chain restaurant' + 'wedding'

:sad:

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Gay Weed Dad posted:


I can't stop googling 'lovely chain restaurant' + 'wedding'

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

this is a wal mart

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
now that's the kind of taco i'm interested in

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

What is it about yanks specifically that causes them to do something as gaudy and dehumanizing as this?

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

What force of nature, what cultural burden makes a man and a woman see this as something they should do and why do these restaurant chains support their perverse desires?

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

kikkelivelho posted:

What is it about yanks specifically that causes them to do something as gaudy and dehumanizing as this?

Weddings are a pretty big deal here, everybody gets pressured to marry even people who can't afford a big party.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
let's all just get mass married at the largest taco bell in the US

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
id' really like to go to a low-key lovely restaurant wedding for once instead of some big elaborate religious thing with like hundreds of weird strangers that takes all day long, that poo poo is just torture

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

City of Tampa posted:

id' really like to go to a low-key lovely restaurant wedding for once instead of some big elaborate religious thing with like hundreds of weird strangers that takes all day long, that poo poo is just torture

why are you inviting strangers to your wedding

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i'm a certified taco pope

ground beef be upon you, my child

Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006
You guys are just jealous marry a girl like that and she will literally give you anything you want if settles on marrying in crappy places like that. That is a blumpkin quality wife right there.

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Mange Mite posted:

why are you inviting strangers to your wedding

i'm talking about weddings that I get invited to, not my own.

when I get married we're doing it Cheesecake factory because we have class

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

City of Tampa posted:

i'm talking about weddings that I get invited to, not my own.

when I get married we're doing it Cheesecake factory because we have class

Are you sure you were invited?

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Philosopher King posted:

You guys are just jealous marry a girl like that and she will literally give you anything you want if settles on marrying in crappy places like that. That is a blumpkin quality wife right there.

I too am eager to marry a health at any size activist.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

City of Tampa posted:

i'm talking about weddings that I get invited to, not my own.

when I get married we're doing it Cheesecake factory because we have class

why are you going to a stranger's wedding

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




This Goon Christmas song, except with Christmas replaced with Wedding, and I dunno maybe some church bell accompaniment?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q14WYsbFrJk

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

No Taco Bell's in my third world country. Seems the dream is already dead

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

whyd you crop out the angry walrus man in the corner glaring at all the interlopers

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe

Looks like the guy from the cover of Q: Are We Not Men? A: We are DEVO!

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003


What does it look like after it was cooked?

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
My rehearsal dinner is at Friendly's and everyone has to pay for their own food

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Kitsunegari posted:

My rehearsal dinner is at Friendly's and everyone has to pay for their own food

That doesn't sound very Friendly's.

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high

kikkelivelho posted:

What is it about yanks specifically that causes them to do something as gaudy and dehumanizing as this?

The McDonalds wedding couple were British

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Mange Mite posted:

whyd you crop out the angry walrus man in the corner glaring at all the interlopers

DGSW wasn't part of the wedding party

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Gay Weed Dad posted:


I can't stop googling 'lovely chain restaurant' + 'wedding'

If you showed me this pic and told me "yeah these guys got married at McDonald's" I wouldn't be too surprised

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i ate a burrito for dinner last night and it was excellent

suckle upon mine balls

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe

Chinatown posted:

i ate a burrito for dinner last night and it was excellent

suckle upon mine balls

Welcome back, friend.

Slowpoke
Jul 7, 2007

Also, someone drew a sweet Slowpoke that I wanted to buy for an av but lost the image. I think the thread was people drawing Pokemon? I guess? I don't know. If someone could help find it I would love to buy it. Thanks.

:yikes: but yay for love!?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Chinatown posted:

i ate a burrito for dinner last night and it was excellent

suckle upon mine balls

I don't believe you

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

OctoberBlues posted:

I don't believe you

i got a carne asada burrito con queso from this fine establishment:

https://www.yelp.com/biz/albertacos-mexican-food-vista

get your burrito game up idiot!!!!

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

This weekend I am going to what dgsw calls the best place to get a chimichanga in denver, so I'm doing what I can idiot!

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



I had a chicken taco salad last night for dinner

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Mange Mite posted:

looks like she stole mf dooms mask

Lmfao

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I'm going to call all the chains in my area and ask if I can have my wedding there (and the prices)

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Smash it Smash hit posted:

I'm going to call all the chains in my area and ask if I can have my wedding there (and the prices)

Record these calls and become a forums hero

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Chinatown posted:

i got a carne asada burrito con queso from this fine establishment:

https://www.yelp.com/biz/albertacos-mexican-food-vista

get your burrito game up idiot!!!!

also lol

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