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Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009
Outwit. Outplay. Outcode
You've been invited to computer island, and must survive for 39 days while competing with 16 intelligent yet athletic computer programmers. In this intense test of endurance and hacking skills, will you be voted off the island, or will you take home the grand prize of nine thousand one hundred and eighty billion dollars?

Welcome to Survivor: Computer Island

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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



first view

EndlessRagdoll
May 20, 2016

mission 1: it's monsoon season but the pentagon isn't gonna hack itself.

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

what kinda 'nnection (connection for you plebs) we working with on the island

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


computer powered by coconuts

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Citizen Tayne posted:

computer powered by coconuts

loving palmOS

PapaLazarou
May 11, 2008

Decadent Federation Swine!

flakeloaf posted:

loving palmOS

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

flakeloaf posted:

loving palmOS

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

flakeloaf posted:

loving palmOS

Glans Dillzig
Nov 23, 2011

:justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost:

knickerbocker expert

flakeloaf posted:

loving palmOS

lol

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


i only compute in the nude

deal wif it

qntm
Jun 17, 2009
when i blow this conch shell that means it's time for the morning standup

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
im not here to make friends


this is a competition

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Jonny 290 posted:

im not here to make friends


this is a competition

don't throw me under the bus

qntm
Jun 17, 2009

Jonny 290 posted:

im not here to make friends

well you're not going to do very well on this, the first season of Make Friends

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

I have a BMW, a Porsche, a monster truck, a house, and 30 companies!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Are we allowed to bring our cats? I can't work without my cat.

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

Jonny 290 posted:

im not here to make friends


this is a competition

GameCube posted:

don't throw me under the bus

lol :rolleyes:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
by gum I will learn to code in all known languages and dialects

Kthulhu5000
Jul 25, 2006

by R. Guyovich
*arrives on island first day*
*clothing already tattered, torn, and stained like it has been exposed to the elements for six weeks*

EndlessRagdoll
May 20, 2016

Kthulhu5000 posted:

*arrives on island first day*
*clothing already tattered, torn, and stained like it has been exposed to the elements for six weeks*

"Rent is high in San Fran."

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






*takes shirt off, displays backne for all to see

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

spankmeister posted:

*takes shirt off, displays backne for all to see

I forgot to pack my prescription okay?

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

Squeezy Farm posted:

16 intelligent yet athletic computer programmers

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?

flakeloaf posted:

loving palmOS

:drat: Ok, I'm out.

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
if the other people ont he island are athletic then they're computer skills are def. subpar

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
mx clears have given me forearms like popeye

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork
Fun Shoe

flakeloaf posted:

loving palmOS

EndlessRagdoll
May 20, 2016

"Is this a dog friendly workplace?"

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

flakeloaf posted:

loving palmOS

heh

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

can you reboot the treemail server

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






flakeloaf posted:

loving palmOS

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
the teams will work hard to hack the clmputer. the first team to hack 5 computers will get a victory mountain dew and doritos and a gforce x30 grlaphix card to install on their alienware,,, while the other team will get a ball of rice to install. this first event and its prizes will certainibg effect the outcome of who wins the island

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

flakeloaf posted:

loving palmOS

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
to survive the computer programmers must catch wild fish off the island's shore

how?








with the net!! :classiclol:

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

Sham bam bamina! posted:

to survive the computer programmers must catch wild fish off the island's shore

how?








with the net!! :classiclol:

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
running the linux shell on a clamputer

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






unpacked robinhood posted:

running the linux shell on a clamputer

same but poppin mad shells on the other teams clams

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009
tribe torvald just found a chromebook hidden in a squirrel's nest and used a hacked USB stick to install flappy bird on it

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Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx
After digging at the 'X' on the map for 5 hours, team Byte-me found a treasure chest loaded with AA batteries. This is a big win for team Byte-me.

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