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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

thank god Mad Men came along to show us how we should live our lives

i'm ben cosgrove irl

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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
The author portrays himself as a lean attractive youth with girl problems. Except we all know he's actually fat and/or ugly.

Very avant garde. 10/10.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Snatch Duster posted:

i'm ben cosgrove irl

no no you gotta say it


'ken cosgrove, accounts'

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


drilldo squirt posted:

Wasn't this guy a janitor or something?

a NASA janitor!


iirc he almost capped a brown dude for touching an apollo program console in the mission control museum.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

this one is hilarious to me bc you know this happened to this dude irl and you know in his own head this is exactly how it went down

but you also know in real life he was waaaaay weirder about it and that's why he was suspended. like he was probably using his managerial status to pressure cashiers into dates or something.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


whats that political webcomic about the strong good nonpc right wing man and his wife who is exactly the same but with huge titties thats drawn i na sort of comically inept similar style to this

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

no no you gotta say it


'ken cosgrove, accounts'

no i'm ben, kens brother

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Wow! THere are comics, on the Internet?

Just wait til the grand kids hear about this! !

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Profondo Rosso posted:

whats that political webcomic about the strong good nonpc right wing man and his wife who is exactly the same but with huge titties thats drawn i na sort of comically inept similar style to this

it's called "day by day" and the popular theory is that the artist was tracing poses from pornography

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

I really relate to the rich influential men eating filet mignon.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



lol @ mra's being so insecure that they think trying to counteract climate change is an evil feminist plot.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Linux Pirate posted:

lol @ mra's being so insecure that they think trying to counteract climate change is an evil feminist plot.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Osama Bin-Ladin getting all the babes with his sweet negging while nice guys dicks remain dry :(

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

That's me

Dogmeat
Jun 20, 2003


Woof!

jokes on him half of nothing is still nothing

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Linux Pirate posted:

Osama Bin-Ladin getting all the babes with his sweet negging while nice guys dicks remain dry :(

no love for young kim jong il though


TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010


they have sand in their vaginas?

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

this seems to sum up the mental health of the artist

also he has no concept at all of how women look or how bench pressing works

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)



thank you luigi you are a good friend

Khorne
May 1, 2002

extra stout posted:

this seems to sum up the mental health of the artist

also he has no concept at all of how women look or how bench pressing works
The most troubling thing in that picture is the perspective of the rack and bench. Part of the rack is also going over/through the bench itself.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

it's called "day by day" and the popular theory is that the artist was tracing poses from pornography

lol yep thats the one. good poo poo

edit: lmao

Tolkien minority fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Aug 12, 2016

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

:vince:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)



i am asking in your professional opinion as a cat

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Jerry Mumphrey posted:



thank you luigi you are a good friend

lol

also they both seem to be engulfed in the light of the holy spirit, that or someone for got to turn off stroke.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Profondo Rosso posted:

lol yep thats the one. good poo poo

edit: lmao


Don Imus was fired for saying "nappy headed" more so then "ho's" but I'm guessing memory isn't high up on the webcomic artists skill set

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Jerry Mumphrey posted:



i am asking in your professional opinion as a cat

Lol

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

Love tits. Hate women. Fuckin hate 'em.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I'm the Italian restaurant waiter who recommends "linguine" with no further qualification.


Hello, Mexican restaurant? I would like to order "soft shell" please.

Complaint Compilation
Apr 8, 2016

:sax:

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

tao of lmao posted:

Love tits. Hate women. Fuckin hate 'em.

Lol if you aren't balls deep in hairy moobs

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Jerry Mumphrey posted:



i am asking in your professional opinion as a cat

I am going with the alien theory someone posted earlier, this guy has obviously never seen a human woman let alone a cat.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
which half of the rear end is haram *furiously flipping through my pocket koren*

HighwireAct
May 16, 2016


Pozzo's Hat

Jerry Mumphrey posted:



thank you luigi you are a good friend

They're just radiating whiteness

Boof Bonser
Jan 26, 2015

nvj is touched by your generosity!
Is it possible to hate women that much without being gay?

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

tao of lmao posted:

Love tits. Hate women. Fuckin hate 'em.

Ayy, Tao of lmao

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)



dirk - :haw:

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

General Dog posted:

It's fine when you realize Dirk is the protagonist.

it's true

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
What kind of dweeb rear end beta nerd bitch voluntarily wears a tie with a short sleeve dress shirt

Wait, Dirk is the hero of the stories, right?

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Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender

the comic is really guilt-tripping me over the cancerous lumps they have in place of their hands

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