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bobo333
Jul 4, 2009

Progress peaked with frozen pizza.

YNWA

ElGroucho posted:

Trump is throwing the election for the Dems, just the way he planned all along. So really, a vote for Hilary is a vote for what Trump really wanted.

Trump enters the election to amuse himself, gets bored, realizes he doesn't want to continue, starts saying increasingly idiotic things to remove himself from contention. Instead, wins the GOP nomination. He frantically doubles down on idiocy so he doesn't have to perform a mind-numbing job for the next 4 years.

Bold strategy, we'll see if it pays off.

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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Carmant posted:

I'm going to vote for Hillary Clinton, you should do that as well.

You know there are other options besides Hillary and Trump right?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

hot hot dinner bread

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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Microwaves Mom posted:

You know there are other options besides Hillary and Trump right?

but then there's so many choices. Jill Stein? Adolf Hitler? Goku? Son of Harambe?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

ElGroucho posted:

Trump is throwing the election for the Dems, just the way he planned all along. So really, a vote for Hilary is a vote for what Trump really wanted.

I'd believe this.

Because pretty much the only person who couldn't beat hillary would have been Ted Cruz or Trump. The problem is Trump may end up beating her lol.


Zorodius posted:

but then there's so many choices. Jill Stein? Adolf Hitler? Goku? Son of Harambe?

Those are all better but that weird gary johnson guy who is kinda sad and pitiful is still probably better.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Microwaves Mom posted:

You know there are other options besides Hillary and Trump right?

ha ha

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Zorodius posted:

but then there's so many choices. Jill Stein? Adolf Hitler? Goku? Son of Harambe?

Dicks Out for Jill Stein

bobo333
Jul 4, 2009

Progress peaked with frozen pizza.

YNWA

Microwaves Mom posted:

You know there are other options besides Hillary and Trump right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v7XXSt9XRM&t=51s

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
I'm voting for literally anybody besides those two.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

though if anything your decision to vote for Hillary bolsters my own resolve to vote for neither because you're really terrible

The sad thing is that this is probably true, you base your voting decisions on which GBS posters you like. Sad! You need to grow up.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Zorodius posted:

honestly, it bothers me that either Clinton or Trump will win, they're both equally bad

If you think this youre retarded.. sorry.

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

most
likely not voting democrat, like ever.

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
My dad says SHILLARY has a mob hit squad and kills everyone they may out her!!!
god bless my ol pops

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib

Cartouche posted:

most
likely not voting democrat, like ever.

then FEEL THR JOHNSON friend. In you boi pussy!

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

shoophobo posted:

My dad says SHILLARY has a mob hit squad and kills everyone they may out her!!!
god bless my ol pops

She killed that DNC staffer for leaking the emails

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

shoophobo posted:

My dad says SHILLARY has a mob hit squad and kills everyone they may out her!!!
god bless my ol pops

no curse him

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Hector Beerlioz posted:

She killed that DNC staffer for leaking the emails

don't know why she even used a bomb, she could have straight up decapitated him on national TV and suffered no consequences

hell, people would have applauded her for it

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

don't know why she even used a bomb, she could have straight up decapitated him on national TV and suffered no consequences

hell, people would have applauded her for it

They shot that dude dead, it was on the news

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
I heard it was some kind of explosion :shrug:

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
An associate of mine ran for County Commissioner and lost out on the general election by one vote. I actually forgot to vote so cost him a shot at the general. Quite proud of this fact, and hope my lack of voting does more damage in the future. :smuggo:

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
SHILLERY knows what happened!!?
REMEMBER BENGHAZI

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
VOTE TRUMP: MY HANDS ARE NORMAL!!!

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Jill Stein is as big a joke as Vermin Supreme but unlike with Vermin it's not a joke that she's in on.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
gently caress this woman!!!

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Zippy the Bummer posted:

gently caress this woman!!!

gross, no way

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

I heard it was some kind of explosion :shrug:

that was a different guy. supposedly some UN official was going to testify against her in a hearing or something and just so happened to crush his own throat with weights despite ostensibly having lifted weights for years. poo poo just happens in her favor like all the time no big lol :shrug:

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005
I'm going to write in Rob Ford (inaudible)

The star trak Russian who supposedly killed himself with his car was going to testify against trump about him raping girls on Epstein plane

Mods knew

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

the loving knew!

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Mods know nothing

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
THEY FUCKIN KNEW

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Remember: vote early, vote often.

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


hillary will kill you if you dont vote for her. she can and she will. don't tempt f8 m8

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


over 7000 americans have died every day since Hillary declared her candidacy. In many cases these were young, healthy people without serious illnesses. They're dead and hillary is way ahead in the polls and the mainstream media isnt saying anything

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
im just going to write in adolf hitler

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

voting?

that's how you get jury duty

don't do it

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

shoophobo posted:

THEY FUCKIN KNEW


ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Orkin Mang posted:

im just going to write in adolf hitler

What if he wins? Won't you feel like a dumbass. :colbert:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Flavahbeast posted:

hillary will kill you if you dont vote for her. she can and she will. don't tempt f8 m8

Lol if you are an American and Hillary hasn't tried to kill you at least once.

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Stryder
Oct 3, 2002
who's this Trump I keep hearing about? Is there somewhere I can read up on him?

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