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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:How the gently caress do you get confidence when you're apathetic to your existence? sometimes I click the last page in a thread to try and gauge where we at in da conversation and you made it really easy to set this conversation gauge thank you friend
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Blow posted:YeahTubaMike, I remember you from like 10 years ago. okay... 
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:You dated an ugly fat chick for several years? LMAO yeah you're right i forgot women's only positive qualities are their looks and treating them like actual people is a waste of time i should call up that hot alcoholic chick that cheated on me a bunch Hey ladies, it doesn't matter who you are on the inside. If you're ugly then you're unlovable. If you're hot just be as lovely as you want who loving cares lol
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Did you know she was an alcoholic before or after you first started dating her?
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Wicker Man posted:Did you know she was an alcoholic before or after you first started dating her? After. ... She was pretty hot, though.
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HoboTech posted:After. Sounds like my ex.
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HoboTech posted:Hey ladies, it doesn't matter who you are on the inside. If you're ugly then you're unlovable. If you're hot just be as lovely as you want who loving cares lol Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes to the bone.  This. Sapper fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Aug 18, 2016 |
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This is coming from me. That's drat nice.
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Destroy and rebuild society with new values
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I slammed a 5'-4" 325 lb girl. She had an extremely nice smile and face with a really sweet personality. The thing is, you will have a much better time with a bigger girl. They are more accepting of your flaws, and they are literally down for whatever. Shoot, I don't even ask them to turn off the lights. That's just rude. If you got a nice laugh, sweet smile, decent personality, you'll land yourself a very nice, handsome gentleman.
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Vegetable posted:Destroy and rebuild society with new values Of all suggestions so far I think this one is most likely to be heeded by OP.
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Here's some tips: 1) be good at the sex to snag a dude 2) be nice and funny to keep him around Most of the hot shallow girls I've known have the same issue of being able to pick up any dude they want, keep them around for a couple weeks, then get dropped like a hot rock once the dude realizes how crazy and miserable they are
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Business Gorillas posted:Here's some tips: Pretty much this.
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so this is the girl version of the nice guy thread but without the self awareness?
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I'd like to think most goons and goonettes are self aware and only use this type of thread to test the waters.
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Business Gorillas posted:Here's some tips: What if you are good at neither? ):
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Nirvikalpa posted:What if you are good at neither? ): Join a convent
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Nirvikalpa consider me copilot in ultimately unyielding 3hr+ drives in search of sex (ie dom abuse of vulnerable trans boys)
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i like that posted:Nirvikalpa consider me copilot in ultimately unyielding 3hr+ drives in search of sex (ie dom abuse of vulnerable trans boys) Sorry it was actually to drive in search of a vulnerable troon womyn
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Zorodius posted:weird fetish stuff makes a 3 into a 10 This guy knows what's up
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Zorodius posted:weird fetish stuff makes a 3 into a 10 My inflation fetish is good for something
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Business Gorillas posted:Here's some tips: Why not go for hot girls who aren't shallow, are good at the sex and also funny and nice?
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Benny Harvey posted:Why not go for hot girls who aren't shallow, are good at the sex and also funny and nice? Why not win the lottery and then find a magic genie who also makes really good lasagna?
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Lasagna is pretty drat good. That would definitely be my first wish.
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Nirvikalpa posted:My inflation fetish is good for something
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When I was young, boys played pranks on me all the time. One joke was for guys to send another to ask me for a hug. The laughs would always be within earshot. One afternoon I remember getting a series of emails. They were all the same thing. The sender was 'God' with the subject line, 'I'm sorry for making you so ugly"
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become the cool spinster aunt who has the best snacks and a bunch of good dogs
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This is an elaborate troll thread without pictures.
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Zorodius posted:weird fetish stuff makes a 3 into a 10
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Zorodius posted:weird fetish stuff makes a 3 into a 10 Sure. But is she "mobile", after succumbing to such?
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these are really cool but lmao at trying to pick up with that much liquid foundation on, she gets even a little sweaty and shed be taking the pillow home with her prolly still stuck to her face make this your new party trick OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQQaOM2367o&t=167s or ya know just make friends with a dude and mack on him when your both drunk like evryone else?
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Wicker Man posted:Abs on ladies are woefully underrated. RIP Feminine Beauty thread. Gross, I vehemently disagree.
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This prawn that I know (butterface for you seppos) simply moved to Scotland and married a really handsome dude. She was fit but her face was rough as guts so know that there is hope and you don't even have to settle for a Warhammer/sports fan
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i like that posted:When I was young, boys played pranks on me all the time. One joke was for guys to send another to ask me for a hug. The laughs would always be within earshot. One afternoon I remember getting a series of emails. They were all the same thing. The sender was 'God' with the subject line, 'I'm sorry for making you so ugly" This actually makes me sad.
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*rushes into thread* ABS ON WOMEN ARE GOOD
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It's true, they are
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Aside from them being actively deformed or fat, it's hella rare for me to actually find a woman ugly. Oh, aside from being old though. Chicks age appallingly.
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HoboTech posted:Why not win the lottery and then find a magic genie who also makes really good lasagna? Yeah man, pretty girls are all such vapid cunts
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