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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > How to deal with being an ugly chick
 
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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Flesh Forge posted:

get ugly tattoos and a bad haircut and make youtube videos
or don't get the tattoos and get a wig instead of a haircut and smash your hand with a hammer, burn yourself with a cigarette, staple things to yourself, etc

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Linux Pirate posted:

ah yes the ol Shmorky routine
No, the shmorky routine is rubbing your taint until you believe it's a vagina.

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Basically everything is aesthetics. If you're ugly then find an equally ugly man and ask him for date or sex. Most of the time they say yes.
I don't think that's true. Ugly guys can have some pretty high standards.

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

 yeah. we need to figure out the optimal way to get you 14 inch biceps and a proper sized paper bag

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Nascardad posted:

i wear a full body paper bag
One time I wore a full body plastic bag I don't remember what happened next.

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

SurfaceDetail posted:

were your holes ok hole-y ghost?
I'm not sure, why :confused:

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

i like that posted:

I mostly like people for who they are on the inside... lol
that's sick.

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

VendaGoat posted:

Just buy a huge set of fake cans and they no one will look at your face.
Will this work for me too because I'm very shy and I get uncomfortable when people look at me in my face.

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Decebal posted:

Get your Ph.D and advance humanity in some way! Nobody care's about Marie Curie's looks now (although she was pretty cute)
This is a good idea, cancer is sexy

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

 A really big rear end but it's suspended at waist height with twine.

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