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# ? Aug 15, 2016 08:27 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 20:40 |
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Hard Workin Dog is a good dog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GD_G-mE_o4
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 08:29 |
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Some of you, particularly those who think they have recently lost a dog to “death”, don’t really understand this. I’ve had no desire to explain, but won’t be around forever and must. Dogs never die. They don’t know how to. They get tired, and very old, and their bones hurt. Of course they don’t die. If they did they would not want to always go for a walk, even long after their old bones say:” No, no, not a good idea. Let’s not go for a walk.” Nope, dogs always want to go for a walk. They might get one step before their aging tendons collapse them into a heap on the floor, but that’s what dogs are. They walk. It’s not that they dislike your company. On the contrary, a walk with you is all there is. Their boss, and the cacaphonic symphony of odor that the world is. Cat poop, another dog’s mark, a rotting chicken bone ( exultation), and you. That’s what makes their world perfect, and in a perfect world death has no place. However, dogs get very very sleepy. That’s the thing, you see. They don’t teach you that at the fancy university where they explain about quarks, gluons, and Keynesian economics. They know so much they forget that dogs never die. It’s a shame, really. Dogs have so much to offer and people just talk a lot. When you think your dog has died, it has just fallen asleep in your heart. And by the way, it is wagging it’s tail madly, you see, and that’s why your chest hurts so much and you cry all the time. Who would not cry with a happy dog wagging its tail in their chest. Ouch! Wap wap wap wap wap, that hurts. But they only wag when they wake up. That’s when they say: “Thanks Boss! Thanks for a warm place to sleep and always next to your heart, the best place.” When they first fall asleep, they wake up all the time, and that’s why, of course, you cry all the time. Wap, wap, wap. After a while they sleep more. (remember, a dog while is not a human while. You take your dog for walk, it’s a day full of adventure in an hour. Then you come home and it’s a week, well one of your days, but a week, really, before the dog gets another walk. No WONDER they love walks.) Anyway, like I was saying, they fall asleep in your heart, and when they wake up, they wag their tail. After a few dog years, they sleep for longer naps, and you would too. They were a GOOD DOG all their life, and you both know it. It gets tiring being a good dog all the time, particularly when you get old and your bones hurt and you fall on your face and don’t want to go outside to pee when it is raining but do anyway, because you are a good dog. So understand, after they have been sleeping in your heart, they will sleep longer and longer. But don’t get fooled. They are not “dead.” There’s no such thing, really. They are sleeping in your heart, and they will wake up, usually when you’re not expecting it. It’s just who they are. I feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs sleeping in their heart. You’ve missed so much. Excuse me, I have to go cry now.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 08:36 |
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DOMDOM posted:Some of you, particularly those who think they have recently lost a dog to “death”, don’t really understand this. I’ve had no desire to explain, but won’t be around forever and must. this is incredibly gay and not like the good gay where you gently caress mens butts and suck dicks but the really bad kind of gay
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 08:37 |
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DOMDOM posted:Some of you, particularly those who think they have recently lost a dog to “death”, don’t really understand this. I’ve had no desire to explain, but won’t be around forever and must. what
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 08:40 |
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Dogs die and this is a bad thing that happens Instead of writing gay feelgood poetry you should focus all your efforts on life extending genetics research, I don't give a poo poo about making humans live past 100 I just want my dog to reach 80 so we can be buried together
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 08:47 |
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if a dog lives to be 80 he is 570 years old in dog years drat son thats some yoda poo poo
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 09:15 |
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A dog could live a thousand years and it would never feel a shred of existential dread that is the root of why humans are sometimes jealous of dogs.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 09:20 |
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I also think this thread is severely lacking in pictures, gifs, and videos of adorable dogs which can only be the indicators of which breed is best. Please bring those on.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 10:41 |
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Dreddout posted:Much motherfucking greyhound love! Thanks for your reply on greyhound love. After mine passed, I sincerely thought I could never have a companion animal again. I now have a lab and a really genetically challenged mutt that was a stray who was caught-for-rescue by a real-life crackwhore. She went to a humane society thrift store to turn it in. My niece happened to work there(she now runs a kill-list animal shelter), and she called me to hold him until he could be processed when the humane society was open. He was starved, obviously abused, and was approaching death. But he was fawn-colored like one of my previous greys, and has these crazy eyes you can stare into forever. And now he has a forever home. A zero-dollar dog is the best friend of my more-than-one-dollar championship lineage gun-dog lab. I hate to marginalize my greys, as they were the best companions ever. But I am a big fan of selecting a good breeder for an amazing dog, and rescuing one from the kill-list.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 11:01 |
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Seizure Robot posted:I would give this dog so much love he would start to worry I was about to go all Morally Inept on him. I wouldn't though it would be strictly platonic. My last dog was a long haired dachshund + some sort of big dog, we were guessing german shepard, and she looked really goofy but in almost the complete opposite way this one does and I loved her to death. Thanks for reminding me she died of cancer rear end in a top hat I'm glad your dog is dead. One down, the rest to go.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 11:14 |
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Best dog :3 Cuckoo posted:I know small dogs are usually yappy footballs but out of all of them, I found Papillions are great. I was at the vet's this weekend and the guy sitting next to me had a pomeranian that just stood on his knee and peeped all the other dogs coming and going. He was the chillest tiny dog I've ever seen, and I would get one like that if my dog could resist the temptation to eat it.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 11:21 |
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ethanol posted:also this too Very good dog with lots of advanced training. First place.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 11:24 |
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cheerfullydrab posted:A dog could live a thousand years and it would never feel a shred of existential dread that is the root of why humans are sometimes jealous of dogs. This is big part of why dorks hate pugs "look something as weird looking and fat and grody as me and yet it has no self loathing and is cool with loving a stuffed otter instead of a real live willing butt and is free in all the ways I shall never be. what a terrible fuckin thing amirite??"
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 11:44 |
Pet Island is bad for you
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 13:09 |
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Quantum Finger posted:duh, of course border collies are like people, why do you think they're so loving mental? every single border collie's eyes scream "HELP I'M A HUMAN TRAPPED IN A DOG'S BODY" So you're saying we should work on adapting a videogame controller to work with paws, and then all the border collies can happily sit in the basement playing vidya games all day?
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 13:09 |
Humanizing dogs is mentally ill
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 13:11 |
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hemophilia posted:Humanizing dogs is mentally ill Dogs can't make love, they can only gently caress.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 13:11 |
Dogs smell loving terrible and dont eat vegetables but thay doesnt mean your pupper is more than superficially like you secretly except he's got a good sense of smell that you dont have obviously
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 13:13 |
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I'm pretty sure not fuckin loving dogs as your bff/"homie" and askibg them who is the good boy is the true mental illness. But humanizing pupps? That's mental chillness
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 13:18 |
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If your dog stinks you're doing something wrong, a well kept dog smells wonderful
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 13:20 |
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Those baby wipes are for you, not your dog. What the gently caress.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 13:26 |
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thylacine posted:
Basset Hounds are like the frat bros of the dog world. They love to hang out, party, eat and drink and if nothing is going on will go sleep in the corner for 16 hours straight instead of chewing up the place.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 13:35 |
error1 posted:If your dog stinks you're doing something wrong, a well kept dog smells wonderful Some dogs smell. It's just a thing. My last dog died in 2009 but from 1993 until that moment she had to be bathed every couple of days and still smelled terribly. I also haven't shared a house with a dog since, so I can smell other people's dogs and even the non smelly breeds still smell like dogs and the more insane the dog owner the more heinous the house smells too. crazy dog people are just like crazy cat people except worse.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 14:30 |
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My inlaws have a fat Yorkie that we have to keep sometimes when they go out of town. He's cute but they never really trained him and he can be a real rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 14:47 |
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hemophilia posted:Some dogs smell. It's just a thing. My last dog died in 2009 but from 1993 until that moment she had to be bathed every couple of days and still smelled terribly. actually it's you who is worse
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 14:52 |
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Where's the love for Leonbergers? This is Teddy, a 70kg Leonberger. When I took him for a walk at the weekend he stuck his big goofy head into a little girl's stroller and licked her face and she freaked out and started crying which caused myself and her family to laugh. Teddy rules.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 15:42 |
The right answer is always shepherd. Australian Shepherds are dope, and they don't even come from Australia so you don't have to worry that they are full of spiders e: *having an aussie requires you to not be a garbo human who doesn't go outside. Beet Wagon fucked around with this message at 16:23 on Aug 15, 2016 |
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 16:15 |
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GiantAmazonianOtter posted:Where's the love for Leonbergers? A leonberger is an acceptable substitute for the best dog ever the Great Pyrenees https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvzxTNI6v9o
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 16:38 |
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Some lady put out a coffee table book that is pictures of dogs at a young age and an old age. Some dogs look exactly the same, some age terribly. Here are a few pictures from it. https://brightside.me/article/how-dogs-get-older-a-fascinating-and-deeply-touching-photography-project-11005/ Maddy at age 5 and age 10:
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 17:00 |
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Quantum Finger posted:A leonberger is an acceptable substitute for the best dog ever the Great Pyrenees I'll see you and raise you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_kI2So3Tlg
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 17:01 |
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Get an old dog because puppies suck. Get an old Greyhound. Chill, pointy couch potatoes.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 17:27 |
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DOMDOM posted:Some of you, particularly those who think they have recently lost a dog to “death”, don’t really understand this. I’ve had no desire to explain, but won’t be around forever and must. where the gently caress did you copy+paste this from
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 18:05 |
hemale in pain posted:where the gently caress did you copy+paste this from From your dads vagina
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 18:19 |
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this boxer is getting some culture
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 18:24 |
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Quantum Finger posted:A leonberger is an acceptable substitute for the best dog ever the Great Pyrenees The best opinion right here.
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 19:49 |
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Samoyeds and Setters are very good dogs
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 19:52 |
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hemale in pain posted:where the gently caress did you copy+paste this from content my rescue mutt as a pupper:
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 20:06 |
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GiantAmazonianOtter posted:Where's the love for Leonbergers? leonbergers have a good hellhound look but they're also cute as puppers
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 20:28 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 20:40 |
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My dog makes more money than I do. Herder superiority. (Full video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axQhpQWzfIM)
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# ? Aug 15, 2016 20:28 |