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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Wind deposited this little bird nest on my lawn. Query: can/should I make soup from it?

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Jan 20, 2007

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yes

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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No but I mean what a great bowl for your keys! :smugmrgw:

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
yes

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

birdsnest soup on the go you just "cheat" with some cambells

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
Put it back, a bird worked hard on that

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

diabeetz posted:

Put it back, a bird worked hard on that

I wouldn't know where to put it. It was on the lawn.

So. Can I add this to cup noodle or what?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

No but I mean what a great bowl for your keys! :smugmrgw:

Good idea I have a wicker giraffe for that already but maybe the nest will fit in the giraffe. If I don't eat it.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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I think we would need to know if birds can make nests out of ramen first.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

don't forget the salt. an undersalted soup is a drat shame.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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King of Bees posted:

If I don't eat it.

God I know it's probably tempting right? :kiddo:

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

satanic splash-back posted:

don't forget the salt. an undersalted soup is a drat shame.

What about a bird? Chicken?

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Use it as an organically sourced strainer

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

The bird is probably dead. I hope you're happy.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Encase it in a cube of that plastic stuff you use to encase things and treasure it forever

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

a hole-y ghost posted:

The bird is probably dead. I hope you're happy.

It could be. Ma Nature is total bitch. I'm ambivalent about the whole thing though.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

King of Bees posted:

It could be. Ma Nature is total bitch. I'm ambivalent about the whole thing though.
That's too bad. It would be better if you were happy because the bird is not going to use the nest, so now you have a free bird nest.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

a hole-y ghost posted:

That's too bad. It would be better if you were happy because the bird is not going to use the nest, so now you have a free bird nest.

This isn't helping my soup conundrum

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

edible birds nests are made out of solidified bird saliva which is dissolved into the soup

I don't see why you couldn't eat this one tho op

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Blue Train posted:

edible birds nests are made out of solidified bird saliva which is dissolved into the soup

I don't see why you couldn't eat this one tho op

I'm pretty hungry

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Blue Train posted:

edible birds nests are made out of solidified bird saliva which is dissolved into the soup

I don't see why you couldn't eat this one tho op

Maybe partially dissolved but bird nest soup has noodle like tendrils in it that are from the nests.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


that is not the kind of nest you can make into a soup

you would be eating a soup made from twigs and turds, instead of spit. which is the proper method.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I can spit in your soup if that helps, op.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
What if I spit all over it?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i like to eat my own poo poo

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

King of Bees posted:

What if I spit all over it?
Just spit directly into your mouth, that will be more efficient.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
F-fingerblast the little bird.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

dad gay. so what posted:

i like to eat my own poo poo

Now we're talking!

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
This thread is now about the HMS Hood vs Bismark. Go!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

King of Bees posted:

This thread is now about the HMS Hood vs Bismark. Go!

which one is the good guy

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

dad gay. so what posted:

which one is the good guy

David Duchovny

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

i like to eat my own poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nI6nYGI4jw&t=104s

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

King of Bees posted:

David Duchovny

hes a masterthief

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

dad gay. so what posted:

hes a masterthief

Yeah. Coen bros made a movie about it. It's called This little bird nest.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

King of Bees posted:

Yeah. Coen bros made a movie about it. It's called This little bird nest.

is that the one with r2d2?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

dad gay. so what posted:

is that the one with r2d2?

No he died

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

he was my favorite cause he couldnt speak english

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

dad gay. so what posted:

he was my favorite cause he couldnt speak english

Yep. He no idea. Hahhahaha

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

King of Bees posted:

Yep. He no idea. Hahhahaha

what a stupid piece of poo poo

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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

dad gay. so what posted:

what a stupid piece of poo poo

Haha. yeah. Maybe should've been an executive?

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