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joss whedon blamed a bad like of dialogue on the delivery of the actress and people took his side
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a retard posted:joss whedon to this day insists that they completely changed his script for alien resurrection even though the final product has his "handiwork" all over it with all the loving "snarky" dialogue The Firefly crew is totally just a friendlier version of the Betty crew
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Aug 15, 2016 02:32
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Peep the sequel I got coming out 2017, Cabin in the Hood
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I like how pissed off the scientist cult people get about the little Japanese girls beating their monster through like, Shinto and the power of friendship
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Aug 15, 2016 03:07
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Shakill OReal posted:Peep the sequel I got coming out 2017, Cabin in the Hood Hey now that would be dope. A log rear end cabin right in the hood. Backwoods and some Seagrams. 
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Aug 15, 2016 03:41
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Remember when goons did cool and funny poo poo? http://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/everdraed-splicetube/1/
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Murphy Brownback posted:It was actually poo poo as a horror movie. It barely worked as a comedy and the entire premise is "lol horror movies do this". The only good part was when they were messing with the gas station guy on the phone. that was literally the dumbest part, so, your opinion has been categorized
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Aug 15, 2016 03:55
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I just watched it follows with a group of people and I wanted to fuckin screeeAaam because I'm enjoying this genuinely creepy movie building a great atmosphere that had super good sound/music stuff and looked really cool but I kept getting sucked out of my enjoyable movie experience by the dumb ppl I was with who kept yelling that it was so slow and boring and stupid and aren't ppl supposed to be loving in this movie how come we haven't seen more tits?? why do they keep talking where are the TITS??? and I was sad :^(
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Aug 15, 2016 04:09
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Bluemillion posted:Remember when goons did cool and funny poo poo? a cool thing to do is look at an old goldmined thread and notice how over half the posters in each one got banned
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Aug 15, 2016 04:17
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Minimalist Program posted:I am so freaking scared because a big lizard is stomping around down town los angeles and not because global warming and the collapse of late-stage capitalism in the west is going to cause me to lose my job whilst millions of middle-eastern refugees swarm europe, effectively destroying every welfare state between here and turkey and ruining my children's ability to live a life that is even half as safe and comfortable as the one that I've known. the real horror is that you were such a cowardly selfish sociopath that you brought children into that world out of your lizard-brain horror of dieing alone and being perceived by your idiot lizard-brain peers as incomplete, you fuckman
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It's me me, I'm the happy frog Kiko's spirit lives on in.
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Gaunab posted:joss whedon blamed a bad like of dialogue on the delivery of the actress and people took his side i feel like if there's an issue with an actress' delivery that's pretty much on the director
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:the real horror is that you were such a cowardly selfish sociopath that you brought children into that world out of your lizard-brain horror of dieing alone and being perceived by your idiot lizard-brain peers as incomplete, you fuckman yeah this
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It follows turned in to Scooby Doo Mysteries, I don't understand why people enjoyed it so much Good soundtrack, though
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:to keep this from happening a new record
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The part where she made out with the deer head gave me a boner gently caress yeah.
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TCitW is a great movie...it has the Left4Dead bosses in it! Slither is great too. I want to watch another good spooky movie tonight. Please recommend.
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Aug 16, 2016 03:31
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Chris Hemsworth's death scene was hilarious.
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PyPy posted:TCitW is a great movie...it has the Left4Dead bosses in it! Slither is great too. I want to watch another good spooky movie tonight. Please recommend. prince of darkness
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Aug 16, 2016 03:56
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Cnut the Great posted:Chris Hemsworth's death scene was hilarious. I was so busy feeling sorry for the people who worked in the facility that most of the "humor" in the rampage didn't land, but I'll admit the merman death scene made me laugh.
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When he drives the motorcycle into the inviso-wall. That was hella funny.
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The Witch and The Descent are pro tier horror movies The Borderlands is a recent solid low budget found footage type that doesn't go where you think it does.
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This thread reminded me of everdraed's splicetube so enjoy http://everdraed.net/SA/fuckyou/FUCKYOU.html?v=eORnMWDI_F0
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Applewhite posted:Frankly I'm surprised that none of the people at the facility were an appropriate substitute. There were more than a couple young people working there. Not a single one of them was a fool? doesn't matter what you are. 'Virgin' chick was banging her professor. Dumb jock was smarter than all of them. It just mattered what role you'd been slotted into by the setup. SUCH A SUBTLE MESSAGE JOSS
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ElGroucho posted:It follows turned in to Scooby Doo Mysteries, I don't understand why people enjoyed it so much Yep. The wacky pool scene robbed the unknown horror of it's mystery and turned it into a toothless joke for the rest of the film. Plus it'd be pretty easy just to fly to Asia, gently caress somebody, and fly back home. It'd take the monster years to walk across the bottom of the ocean to kill the guy and walk back, and then you just do it again. Lord Frankenstyle fucked around with this message at 09:39 on Aug 16, 2016 |
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PyPy posted:TCitW is a great movie...it has the Left4Dead bosses in it! Slither is great too. I want to watch another good spooky movie tonight. Please recommend. The Grapes of Death. Great late 70s or maybe early 80s Jean Rollin movie set in French wine country where a toxic pesticide has turned wine drinkers into runny zombies
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PyPy posted:TCitW is a great movie...it has the Left4Dead bosses in it! Slither is great too. I want to watch another good spooky movie tonight. Please recommend. Not a movie, but Stranger Things on Netflix. Also, if you liked those two you should give Ash vs Evil Dead a shot. Some people are luke warm on it, but the more subtle humor that can get buried a bit by the over the top humor made me kinda love it. *Oh. Tucker and Dale Vs Evil is also a solid funny/horror movie on Netflix.
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I'd just like to add that 2001 Maniacs is the best horror-comedy movie made in the past decade or two.
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Frankenstyle posted:Yep. The wacky pool scene robbed the unknown horror of it's mystery and turned it into a toothless joke for the rest of the film. what? they still couldn't stop it.
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Human centipede. Being sewn to a guys rear end in a top hat is more horrifying than all old ones and star gods together.
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Human centipede. That movie was so bad. It should have been a 30 minute short film or something. If it HAD to be made.
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Decrepus posted:That movie was so bad. It should have been a 30 minute short film or something. If it HAD to be made. It should have been, yes. At least theres 2 sequels trying to one-up the previous one each time.
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Apparently youll strike gold if you just make your scary movie look and sound like the decade prior to your target audiences birth.
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lmao that grown-rear end adults who pay taxes and get cancer biopsies still talk about Cabin in the Woods as though it's a horror movie I guess if it has the stink of Whedon on it it's automatically scary? I don't care half the fun of liking this dumb comedy is the sound of prudes in the background trying to fist their mouths
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Groovelord Neato posted:what? they still couldn't stop it. If it was only visible / tangible to the person it was after it would have really driven home a sense of hopelessness and dread from being helpless and alone even in a crowded room. Not to mention the added isolation of having everyone who loves you totally disbelieve you're in danger from anything beyond your own seeming disconnect with reality. It's the target vs the monster, and the only weapon in your arsenal is a long term game of Keep Away that you can't keep playing forever. The fact that she can just direct her friends to it so they can toss a blanket on it and say "Ha, there you are" and that they can actually impede it's progress diminishes the sense of inevitability and hopelessness the movie had established. At that point it's like, "Well next time why don't they splash it with paint and pin it to the wall with a fork lift?" It just undermined the movie and all it's metaphors as casually as Yukon Cornelius stealing the Abominable Snowman's teeth.
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Frankenstyle posted:If it was only visible / tangible to the person it was after it would have really driven home a sense of hopelessness and dread from being helpless and alone even in a crowded room. Not to mention the added isolation of having everyone who loves you totally disbelieve you're in danger from anything beyond your own seeming disconnect with reality. It's the target vs the monster, and the only weapon in your arsenal is a long term game of Keep Away that you can't keep playing forever. It was a metaphor for AIDS.
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Applewhite posted:It was a metaphor for AIDS. Well yeah, and that scene trivializes it.
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