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naem
May 29, 2011

$2 million

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naem
May 29, 2011

monkey posted:

$2.5 million, after taxes.

Have $2 mil invested conservatively without risking the principle and live off the $60-$100 a year for life, take the half mil and party really hard for a year and maybe buy a nice house if you have enough left after

naem
May 29, 2011

Robot Pride posted:

depends on the source, size and type of turd (def. not runny)

Oh yeah personally I'd stipulate whose poop and what they eat for a week prior and, turd condition etc. we're talking a best case turd scenario here, not going in blind on the turd thing

Necc0 posted:

yeah but the pretty girls wouldn't kiss you because you're the shiteater

"Hi I have 2.5 million dollars would you like to date me and never work again" is a pretty good one liner I'm pretty sure

naem
May 29, 2011

Dried into a powder added to a chocolatey protein shake

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