What is the smallest amount of money you'd need to be paid in order to eat a turd?

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > What is the smallest amount of money you'd need to be paid in order to eat a turd?

Fat Shat Sings: Jan 24, 2016

I really need more details on this one.

Is it mine or someone elses?
Is it fresh or older?
Does it have to be done in individual bites or all at once?
Does it have to be chewed?
Can I prepare beforehand or is it a surprise turd of random consistency?

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