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Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Thats strange, I dont seem to be getting matches on tinder. What do you think could be the cause of this? I'm stumped. Is it a glitch, or maybe the servers are down?

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Anyone who says he needs to use grindr is unoriginal and needs to cone up with better

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
the whole world left swiped you the second you joined and there's no one left for it to match you with.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

the whole world left swiped you the second you joined and there's no one left for it to match you with.

Ah, just as I thoght. Some kind of weird glitch.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Anyone who says he needs to use grindr is unoriginal and needs to cone up with better

Sorry guys, i woke up from a nap and now I'm all tired and fussy

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





Hector Beerlioz posted:

Anyone who says he needs to use grindr is unoriginal and needs to cone up with better

okay comedy czar

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Carmant posted:

Thats strange, I dont seem to be getting matches on tinder. What do you think could be the cause of this? I'm stumped. Is it a glitch, or maybe the servers are down?

I'll send you a dick pic op

rufius
Feb 27, 2011

Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.
Have you tried not showing your face OP?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
never swipe left

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Just jerk off like an adult op.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

VendaGoat posted:

Just jerk off like an adult op.

Yes, I've done this twice today and I feel great

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



hey maybe you should try grindr op :grin:

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Tinder is loving cancer and should only be used for a self esteem boost. What the gently caress are you going to talk about anyway?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Yes, I've done this twice today and I feel great

Four times.

Get on my level.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

VendaGoat posted:

Four times.

Get on my level.

Dang, idk if i have it in me

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Dang, idk if i have it in me

You won't afterwards

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Dick Nipples posted:

Have you tried not showing your face OP?

Gonna show my pulsating, beautiful dick. Actually a good idea. Thank you.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Make your profile pic your dick pic. Works for me.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Just put a pic of a far more handsome man as your pic, and then form a deep emotional bond via the internets and when you finally meet and its not how they pictured you they'll overlook it due to your winning personality.

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
I have not had any "success" with the app but I didn't exactly expect good results so it's not that bad

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
its because ur one of a kind

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
head on over to the online dating thread in e/n, theyll fix you up faster than you can say crippling social anxiety

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Enfield posted:

head on over to the online dating thread in e/n, theyll fix you up faster than you can say crippling social anxiety

no thanks. I have enough problems already

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Enfield posted:

head on over to the online dating thread in e/n, theyll fix you up faster than you can say crippling social anxiety

Did they help you Enfield

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Op

You should be on GRINDR not tinder lol!!,!,!!,!,!,

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
Grindr is good for making guy friends

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Did they help you Enfield

they help me realize what a special person i am

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Enfield posted:

they help me realize what a special person i am

Don't ever forget that, ok

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
i'm on grindr looking for girls who are pretending to be gay dudes who are looking for dudes pretending to be gay dudes

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Hector Beerlioz posted:

Did they help you Enfield

I have a feeling the last thing Enfield is looking for these days is a match.

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Are you in a college town? I had about 400 matches at one point. My doughy roommate had 7. :shrug:

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

The Bananana posted:

I have a feeling the last thing Enfield is looking for these days is a match.

:smugdon:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

scott zoloft posted:

i'm on grindr looking for girls who are pretending to be gay dudes who are looking for dudes pretending to be gay dudes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyv84NeZXKI

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Frosted Flake posted:

Are you in a college town? I had about 400 matches at one point. My doughy roommate had 7. :shrug:

Im in a regular small town

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique








scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

dirk ramrod was my old roommate

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

who beat up marieke?

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


Marieke and Tia are getting dis dick, regardless

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


I think gabriella is cute

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

scott zoloft posted:

dirk ramrod was my old roommate

a freind of mine got arrested because daddy long legs stole a motorcycle and left it on his doorstep

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