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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Carmant posted:

I think gabriella is cute

Explains a lot.

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Carmant posted:

Thats strange, I dont seem to be getting matches on tinder. What do you think could be the cause of this? I'm stumped. Is it a glitch, or maybe the servers are down?

UR UGLY ON THE INSIDE AND OUTSIDE

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Carmant posted:

Thats strange, I dont seem to be getting matches on tinder. What do you think could be the cause of this? I'm stumped. Is it a glitch, or maybe the servers are down?

if that was really your pic that you posted in the pic thread, then it's not really surprising

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Business Gorillas posted:

hey maybe you should try grindr op :grin:

recon imo

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

The Bananana posted:

I have a feeling the last thing Enfield is looking for these days is a match.

my goodness

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Hogge Wild posted:

if that was really your pic that you posted in the pic thread, then it's not really surprising

Why is it not surprising? Do people think I'm too good to be real because I dress better than your average college jock? Or maybe they think I'm gay because I wear nice button ups instead of sports clothing like most dudes. The hosed up thing is that I would probably treat them better than any man ever has.

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Hogge Wild posted:

if that was really your pic that you posted in the pic thread, then it's not really surprising

Link pls

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:
Swipe right on everyone but only do it once a week. The idea being you trick the algorithm into thinking you're leaving it, so it pushes your profile higher on the girl's pile, since one of the huge problems with the app is your profile being buried

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Oh my god I just got it. Matches and tinder - like for starting a fire.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

scott zoloft posted:

i'm on grindr looking for girls who are pretending to be gay dudes who are looking for dudes pretending to be gay dudes

Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls
Who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone you really love

Read more: Blur - Girls And Boys Lyrics | MetroLyrics

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Carmant posted:

Alright, well since everyone asked to see, and since everyone else is posting their pic, here is mine:




Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

The funniest thing im getting from this is that you live somewhere that they count distance as kilometers, loving gaylord lol

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Morzhovyye
Mar 2, 2013

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Oh my god I just got it. Matches and tinder - like for starting a fire.

:vince:

Risky
May 18, 2003

Carmant posted:

I think gabriella is cute

She's got a Monty Burns look to her

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Carmant posted:

Thats strange, I dont seem to be getting matches on tinder. What do you think could be the cause of this? I'm stumped. Is it a glitch, or maybe the servers are down?

Or maybe you should try using (get this...) Grindr!!! :newlol:

The Bananana posted:

I have a feeling the last thing Enfield is looking for these days is a match.

:vince:

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
I thought young people like and use tinder for casual sex is this not the case

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
I cqnt get tinder matches eithet but my gf says i'm pretty, so there's that at least. ..

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
I'll swipe my fist off your face.

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

LegoPirateNinja posted:

I thought young people like and use tinder for casual sex is this not the case

Not for a long time. It's a good way to get a number, but everything after that is basically the same as getting a number any other way. Text for a bit, set up a date, etc.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
OP have you considered grinder? As in sticking your dick into one?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

She is probably married now tbh

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

My tinder is pictures of me riding a bike or pictures of me drinking a beer or pictures of me riding a bike while drinking a beer.

idiotbitch
Jul 16, 2013
I meet girls the old fashioned way

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

idiotbitch posted:

I meet girls the old fashioned way

Clubbing them on the head and dragging them back to your cave by the hair?

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


I've got 5 matches now thats still pathetic but its better than 0 i guess. We'll see what day 2 of tinder brings

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


loving marry me imo

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

LegoPirateNinja posted:

I thought young people like and use tinder for casual sex is this not the case

three months ago i had a tinder date with a beautiful 21 year old who s'd my d three times on the first date. wild sex three times on the second date. took me to penthouse in Charleston SC for our third date

ended after three months. wild horses, man. wild fuckin' horses

tinder has ruined my goddamn life because no other date since then has or will ever top that poo poo :smith:

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

Mandator posted:

three months ago i had a tinder date with a beautiful 21 year old who s'd my d three times on the first date. wild sex three times on the second date. took me to penthouse in Charleston SC for our third date

ended after three months. wild horses, man. wild fuckin' horses

tinder has ruined my goddamn life because no other date since then has or will ever top that poo poo :smith:

is okcupid a better site to find less flakey people?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Mandator posted:

is okcupid a better site to find less flakey people?

Every online dating thing has it's own gimmick to try and make it special but in the end they are all kind of the same. No matter what there will be lots of flakes and lots of strange people, but you might find something good if you sift for a while.

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.
The app works fine, you're just terribly unattractive hth

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


A girl messaged me

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Carmant posted:

A girl messaged me

tell her to suck ur dick lol

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
Let's see how many messages it takes to out itself as a bot


This can't be real

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

mei is bae

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I would like to be taught Math by Amy, 23.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
When I used tinder on the rebound from divorce it was either this date is going nowhere, so nice meeting you, or getting some mild to crazy hosed up action on first date.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Is it normal for Tinder to be like 80% bots or am I just in a weird area?

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

General Dog posted:

Is it normal for Tinder to be like 80% bots or am I just in a weird area?

no just ugly

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Mukulu
Jul 14, 2006

Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down open up shop.
The Thirst is real.

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