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the episode of community whrere dean pelton joins isis
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Aug 15, 2016 21:13
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Drink Cheerwine posted:the episode of community whrere dean pelton joins isis Haha yeahd dude everyone remembers that segment.. its a real classic
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Aug 15, 2016 21:18
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would that all of rome had but one tinder profile i might swipe left upon
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Aug 15, 2016 21:18
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Would that it were so simple
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Aug 15, 2016 21:32
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freeze! don't move!
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Aug 15, 2016 21:35
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OP have you tried having a more attractive face? 100% guaranteed to get you more matches
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Aug 15, 2016 21:37
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General Dog posted:Is it normal for Tinder to be like 80% bots or am I just in a weird area? you probably need better pics Best Giraffe posted:OP have you tried having a more attractive face? 100% guaranteed to get you more matches If I were the gif-making type I would make a gif of the bottom tuft of his neckbeard rolling around his face like a tank and then flying away
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Aug 15, 2016 22:10
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Carmant posted:Would that it were so simple Would thatit'twerr so saemple.
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Aug 15, 2016 22:31
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Stinky_Pete posted:you probably need better pics Thats a crazy idea. if only you had the t alent to execute it
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Aug 15, 2016 22:51
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carmant is that really you in those pics? because i have bad news for you if so.
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Aug 15, 2016 23:04
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If you live in a major city and can't get matches you're loving up big time. I went to LA for two days and got a ton of matches. And I'm like a 4 at best
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Aug 15, 2016 23:05
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Ryoshi posted:carmant is that really you in those pics? because i have bad news for you if so. Yeah thats me, whats the bad news?
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Aug 15, 2016 23:11
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Carmant posted:Yeah thats me, whats the bad news? septum piercings always look really dumb but you make it look especially terrible that shirt and those shoes look like technicolor puke all in all you look like a sad, bald, extremely self-aware parody of a clown, and i hate to be the one that has to tell you this but tucking in your shirt does not automatically equal dressing better
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Aug 15, 2016 23:33
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sorry if that comes across as mean, if you lost the nose ring and burned that shirt and bought some grown up shoes you could probably look very respectable, but...lol
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Aug 15, 2016 23:38
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Ryoshi posted:septum piercings always look really dumb but you make it look especially terrible Rekt
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Aug 16, 2016 00:07
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Carmant posted:Ah, just as I thoght. Some kind of weird glitch. yeah it's in your dna, sorry, better luck next go around
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Aug 16, 2016 00:12
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Ryoshi posted:septum piercings always look really dumb but you make it look especially terrible Oh I get it. Another idiot who has no idea about fashion trying to tell me how to dress. Sad.
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Aug 16, 2016 00:56
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Carmant posted:Oh I get it. Another idiot who has no idea about fashion trying to tell me how to dress. Sad. You know how a lot of poisonous insects and frogs are really colorful as a warning to other animals? I mean, that's how I'm reading your outfit.
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Aug 16, 2016 01:00
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Bobbie Wickham posted:You know how a lot of poisonous insects and frogs are really colorful as a warning to other animals? I mean, that's how I'm reading your outfit. Thats real freaking funny. You don't deserve someone like me so whatever.
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Aug 16, 2016 01:22
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Bobbie Wickham posted:You know how a lot of poisonous insects and frogs are really colorful as a warning to other animals? I mean, that's how I'm reading your outfit. Lol
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Aug 16, 2016 01:30
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Carmant posted:Thats real freaking funny. You don't deserve someone like me so whatever. you seem upset
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Aug 16, 2016 01:37
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Aschlafly posted:you seem upset gently caress you I look fine
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Aug 16, 2016 01:44
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sorry about your unsettling alien egg head op
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Aug 16, 2016 01:46
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I can't tell how much of your behavior here is forums persona and how much of it is because you're legit offended so, uh you're not ugly, but you could stand to take a critical look at your wardrobe choices (hitherto you appear to have made bad ones)
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Aug 16, 2016 01:48
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Your picture looks like it's from some game in which you customize your own avatar and you're not finished. Honestly, you just look boring. At least try smiling or look like you're somehow interesting.
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Aug 16, 2016 02:15
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Carmant posted:Oh I get it. Another idiot who has no idea about fashion trying to tell me how to dress. Sad. friend your shirt looks like something rejected from the rio opening ceremony for being too gay and terrible so be defensive if you want but i am truly trying to help you get laid here
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Aug 16, 2016 02:37
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Anyone who says he needs to use grindr is unoriginal and needs to cone up with better cone up, the best worst TV show on television
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Aug 16, 2016 02:53
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Ryoshi posted:friend your shirt looks like something rejected from the rio opening ceremony for being too gay and terrible so be defensive if you want but i am truly trying to help you get laid here Why would I take advice from a homophobic bigot?
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Aug 16, 2016 03:00
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Nooner posted:tell her to suck ur dick lol Lol You said it, Nooner! 
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Aug 16, 2016 03:00
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Carmant posted:Why would I take advice from a homophobic bigot? I think he means gay as in gay, not gay as in gay.
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Aug 16, 2016 03:05
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The Bananana posted:I think he means gay as in gay, not gay as in gay. He's a bigot
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Aug 16, 2016 03:20
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Carmant posted:He's a bigot hosed up egg head + pissy attitude =/= getting laid Grow some hair. You don't have the body for a shaved head. You also don't have the head for a shaved head.
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Aug 16, 2016 03:29
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what about beanies? you might consider permanently grafting on a beanie if those are still stylin
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Aug 16, 2016 03:31
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Carmant posted:He's a bigot i can see how you might think that so let me clear up some confusion for you: i was not using "gay and terrible" as a singular adjective there. your shirt in that picture is objectively terrible, like something bozo the clown would try to sell at his yard sale for 50 cents and then shamefully cut up for garage rags later after nobody wanted it. it is also very homosexual looking. there is nothing wrong with that, and as a bi guy who loves the D i would be the last person to give you poo poo for it. but if you are looking for sex with women, dressing like a pride parade is not the way to go. again i apologize for any confusion this caused, and please allow me to reiterate i am genuinely trying to help you get some action here. good luck in your endeavors. 
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Aug 16, 2016 03:36
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Ryoshi posted:i can see how you might think that so let me clear up some confusion for you: Everyone loves bozo the clown and 50 cents for a shirt is a great deal.
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Aug 16, 2016 03:38
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Stinky_Pete posted:you probably need better pics I don't mean 80% of the matches are bots, I mean 80% of the profiles I scroll through are bots.
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Aug 16, 2016 03:45
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General Dog posted:I don't mean 80% of the matches are bots, I mean 80% of the profiles I scroll through are bots. Welcome to internet dating.
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Aug 16, 2016 03:47
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BLARGHLE posted:Welcome to internet dating. Fortunately in West Virginia it's easy to spot the real ones, they're all either obese or posed with their children.
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Glamorshot Decapitated Glamorshot Student at Distant University -empty profile-
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